LegendofKrystal v2

Mr. Porn Geek: a Legend of Krystal v2 review

I’m sure you’ve noticed over the last few months that when it comes to reviews surrounding adult games, few people are able to provide the level of information required to give you an informed, expert opinion on the titles at hand. That’s why Mr. Porn Geek has made a pledge to review any and every relevant porn game – good or not – to tell you what the deal is and whether or not I think they’re worth checking out. So with that said, let’s go ahead and talk a little bit about Legend of Krystal v2: a title that I’ve heard great things about, but have never actually played myself. Will it be the experience of a lifetime, or fall short of all expectations? Continue reading and Mr. Porn Geek will tell you everything!

First thoughts on Legend of Krystal v2

After loading up the game for the first time, you’ll be presented with a screen that allows you to pick from three characters: Krystal, Peach and Link. Note that the Krystal here is actually from the Star Fox series – not from the Zelda franchise. The creator of this game has decided to mash both games together to bring you this very saucy title: very much in line with what we’d expect from a producer like this! I figured I’d go ahead and pick Link first: I’m a dude in real life and my guess is that this will maximize my chances of banging broads and making them cum on my cock.

The game kicks off with Zelda thanking you for sealing Ganondorf inside the Evil Realm – click on the pentagon spinning in order to progress through the various dialogs. I will quickly note that in the top right-hand corner, Legend of Krystal v2 has a cheat button that you can hit – this basically gives you experience, so you can level up at a moment’s notice and get stronger without actually having to work for it. Anyway, after a few more dialog options, Zelda strips out of her dress and shows off a fantastic pair of milkers: are those for us?! I sure as shit hope so: I mashed the ‘fast forward’ button just above her crown and soon found myself being jerked off by Zelda. Turns out that Link’s cock is a little on the large side: plus he gets hard in a matter of seconds!

Legend of Krystal v2: more action

After being pulled off for just a few seconds, I eventually ended up blowing my load all over the waist, pussy and thigh of my princess – looks like she knows how to tug a cock! It’s not over there though: Zelda will soon slip to her knees and then deep throat your shaft, all while you’ve got a very serious expression on your face as the shaft bobs in and out of her mouth. It’s not long before another load is dished out and this brunette finds herself literally covered in head to toe with hot seed: jizz seems to be her favorite thing these days, which I’m certainly not going to complain about!

You get 15 experience for completing the sex scene and straight after, you’ll find yourself in the forest at night doing exactly the same thing, only this time, your blowjob machine is sporting a very sexy outfit and has gorgeous red hair. You can cycle through this particular scene if you want, or hit ‘next’ in the bottom right-hand corner to switch on over to Krystal sucking wolf cock in a prison cell. This one jumped on me pretty damn quick as well – I’m not sure if the game is glitched, but I got essentially zero introduction to what was going on: just straight-up hardcore furry sucking. I mean I’m a free spirit and this is fine, but at least set the tone for the production before you spring something like that on me, geez! Just a quick note here: while Mr. Porn Geek is indeed a vegan, he doesn’t love animals that much that he’s going to squeeze his hog over two of them fucking. Not what turns me on, folks!

Playing as other characters in Legend of Krystal

After watching the scene with Krystal getting rammed by wolf cock, you’ll be taken back to the main screen where you can then pick your next character. I went with Krystal this time and found myself flying through the air in a jet with weird monsters invading my craft so they could use and abuse me. They had ribbed cocks that were far too big for the mouth Krystal sported – they don’t seem to care all that much, though. It’s kinda funny how the other guy is just sitting there jerking himself off, waiting in line as well. It’s obvious who the alpha male is between these two – the guy that’s balls deep inside Krystal’s throat!

Jerking cuck boy eventually busts a nut all over your face while the other green man whore continues to pound that pretty mouth. You can hit ‘skip’ on the top left-hand corner and this will take you through to a lesbian bedroom scene with a hot, similarly themed green goddess. It’s all good fun, even if the interactive gameplay elements are somewhat lacking.

Legend of Krystal v2: my final thoughts

So when all is said and done, Legend of Krystal v2 isn’t really much of a game at all: you’ve got minimal interaction and you basically just dictate the pace of the animated sex scenes. This is fine and I know that plenty of you are going to enjoy it, but it certainly doesn’t hold a candle to many titles out there where you actually have a say in what happens. I’m surprised this is ‘version 2’ – makes me wonder exactly what they missed in the original release, since it’s pretty bare bones as is! Anyway, I had a reasonable time playing Legend of Krystal 2: check it for yourself and maybe jerk off to that sexy cat broad – she loves cum.