Leisure Yacht

Mr. Porn Geek plays Leisure Yacht

Welcome back yet again to another high quality review written by Mr. Porn Geek! Today, I’ll be talking all about this premium game and what my thoughts and feelings are regarding it. If you’d just like to jump straight into the action, feel free to click the link and try it out for yourself, or if you’d like to read a little information on the game first, continue down below and get the knowledge you need from the expert in adult games, Mr. Porn Geek! I’m about to spend the next hour playing this game, so take a look at what I’ve got to say and see whether you agree or not with my analysis. I assure you, things are about to get pretty spicy here as Mr. Porn Geek tries out Leisure Yacht for the very first time!

First time loading up Leisure Yacht

The first thing I want to mention in regard to Leisure Yacht is the fact that I’ll be playing version 0.1.4 – this is a relatively new edition although whenever a fresh update is added to the Internet, I’ll be right there to help you find it. Mr. Porn Geek knows that patches can come out think and fast, so check back every few weeks for my latest review of the newest update that Leisure Yacht has to offer! Okay, with that out of the way, let’s hit the ‘English’ button on the splash screen and try out the game for real! When doing this, you’ll be presented with a new splash screen that displays 5 buttons you can press: new game, load game, options, Patreon and quit. I went ahead and picked the option button, which allows you to change screen sizes, text speeds, dialog skip choices and that type of thing. You can also hit the ‘reset’ button if you make a mistake – handy!

Since none of the other buttons are all that useful, Mr. Porn Geek figured that it was probably best to just go ahead here and select ‘new game’. After doing this, you’ll find yourself in a room with Mark (who appears to be your father) who tells you to stop being so damn lazy, since the world is huge and you’ve got to make the most of it while you’ve got the ability to do so. The character you play is Michael and he’s a little, well, weird looking. It’s not the curly hair that does it – those eyes just look like they belong to a serial killer! Thankfully, we’re in full control of what Michael does, so let’s hope we can stop him going on a rampage of killing in exchange for a rampage of pussy.

Leisure Yacht: what happens next

You’ll eventually find out that the new girlfriend of your father is kind of a big deal – she’s rich and she’s being followed by the FBI for doing a whole host of crazy things. You’ll have the ability to decide to help them and in exchange, you might find yourself getting a whole new career in the line of work you’ve been passionate about for a long period of time. Once the conversation with the agents is over, you’ll find yourself heading onto the ship with Allison – she’ll introduce you to her three daughters and boy, are they hot! They go by the names of Camelia, Maise and Liana – you can probably decide right now which one you’d like to fuck because as the game progresses, it’s going to be your challenge to get deep inside their pussies one way or another.

When the introduction text is done, you’ll have the ability to look around your new room, which is pretty basic if I’m being completely honest. You do at least have a large bed, which will probably come in handy when you’re looking to dick down some of the talent on board the yacht – can’t beat some international waters fucking and sucking, right? You can use the computer for a range of tasks including learning new things, such as massage and the like. Once you’re done fiddling around, hit the bed and you’ll sleep until the next morning. That’s when you’ll be told that there’s not much to do on the boat – aside from fucking a dozen or so babes! Just what we like from porn games, right?

What I disliked about Leisure Yacht

I should probably through in some constructive criticism here, since it’s not all peaches and cream. One of the biggest issues I had when playing Leisure Yacht was that the language wasn’t ideal. Now Mr. Porn Geek writes a lot because that’s the entire purpose of his website, but that doesn’t mean that I’ve got some unrealistic standards when it comes to video games and the language they use: I just expect standard spelling and grammar to be a thing. I noticed quite a few words weren’t spelled correctly and as far as I’m concerned, that’s just not great. The theme of the text is solid – can’t beat an incest game that puts that right at the front of the title – but at the same time, I want the writing to be slightly better. Call me crazy, but these types of ‘choose your own adventure’ incest games really do need to have polished language for me to get the best jerk session possible.

My conclusion on Leisure Yacht

Okay – that’s pretty much all Mr. Porn Geek has to write on the topic of Leisure Yacht and yeah: I’m confident that if you like great porn games, this is one that you’ll want to check out sooner rather than later. Right now the game is still in its early stages, but I’m confident this will be an instant classic in no time at all. There are improvements to be made and more content needs to be added, but Leisure Yacht is headed in the right direction and I’m confident you’ll like playing this just as I have. Anyway friends – that’s all Mr. Porn Geek has to say on the issue right now. Thanks for reading and as always, have a great squeeze when playing yet another porn game endorsed by the one and only king of smut!