Lesson of Passion Extended

Mr. Porn Geek plays Lesson of Passion Extended

Everyone knows that Mr. Porn Geek is starting to become more of a game geek of late, so how about I go ahead here and tell you all about Lesson of Passion Extended? There are some people that love this title, whereas others aren’t so hooked: I’m going to give you my opinion and spell out what’s hot and what’s not about Lesson of Passion Extended. Do note that the version I’m playing here is the latest one (version 1.03) and I’ll continue to update this review if and when any new patches are released. Okay, so enough dilly dallying – let’s get down to business and talk about what Lesson of Passion Extended brings to the table for lovers of porn games.

First thoughts on Lesson of Passion Extended

Note that from time to time, this game is also referred to as Lesson of Passion XT: I’m going to stick to the nice looking title, but yeah – they’re the exact same game. Once you load it up, simply hit the ‘continue’ button from the first screen and Lesson of Passion Extended will kick off – no options or any of that nonsense. This game is all about the action from the get go with no other bullshit mixed in. I would have liked an option panel, but I guess I can live without it if the gameplay is actually pretty decent. Okay, so let’s talk shop: what exactly going on here and what’s the theme of Lesson of Passion Extended?

The very first thing that happens is that a chick by the name of Arie Giovanni introduces herself as being the new biology teacher – she seems to really enjoy the topic and wants to make sure you learn as much as you possibly can on the subject. All of the action here at Lesson of Passion Extended is based on mouse clicks, so hit the ‘continue’ button once you’re done reading to progress through to the next stage. For what it’s worth, I like the setup of the text and the general structure of the game – especially the images in the background and that type of thing.

Game Master at Lesson of Passion Extended

You’ll soon come to a screen where you have to create your character. There are 40 points that you get to distribute through the four attributes of strength, charm, knowledge and potency. I’m guessing the last one is about how good you are when it comes to sex and getting hard, although I’m not entirely sure. I went ahead and dumped 10 points into each available option, since I’m a guy that likes to hedge his bets when it comes to this type of thing. Once you’ve done that, the main screen will appear which is when the gaming action actually starts to kick off.

What Lesson of Passion Extended is all about

Gameplay here functions through a standard dating simulation environment. You’ve got 100 days left at the top of the screen (as well as all of your available attributes and money) alongside a bunch of destinations that you can visit. These are places like the drug store, pub, fitness club and university – it’s basically like all of the other games in this genre, so if you enjoy that type of ‘build yourself up to fuck the best chicks’ theme, this is going to be the XXX game for you! Note at the bottom you’ve also got the day of the week, your experience and a ‘level’. I’m not sure what these do just yet, but I’m sure they’re vital to the progression through the game that you have to engage with.

I decided to first hit up the gym – one thing I’ve learned in this life is that when you look like a sexy slab of beef, chicks always give you extreme levels of attention. Lesson of Passion Extended actually requires you to spend money and time when you go to the gym, although if you hit a specific strength goal, you can actually train people in order to earn some cash. You start out with 50 bucks and yeah – that’s not all that much. I did two muscle training sessions and that was that: no more cash for the purposes of making myself real damn tanky. A massive shame – especially since you can’t just get a monthly membership or something like that so that you get a decent bang for your buck.

Lesson of Passion Extended: my gameplay experience

I’ve always enjoyed dating simulations that have various ways for you to attract women and approach the title, so props to Lesson of Passion Extended for giving me the ability to relive all of those dumb games I used to play when I was a lot younger (and much hornier than I am today). Lesson of Passion really is something of an older title in approach and style: I like it for that reason though, and I know plenty of other guys are going to feel the same way. At the end of the day, porn games that look like they were developed 20 years back can still be fun so long as they’re functional and capture the essence of what people enjoy about them. One quick look at speed running will show you that dated media can still be loved and cherished even in the modern era if it’s top quality stuff. I think Lesson of Passion Extended fixes that description.

Lesson of Passion Extended – final thoughts

This is one of the original games out there for people who enjoy XXX dating simulations, so go ahead and play Lesson of Passion Extended today if you’re looking to relive that experience you had when you were much younger. I’ve had a great time playing this one and while it does take a while for you to get the biology teacher nice and primed for sex, it’s totally worth it. Dating simulators are one of Mr. Porn Geek’s favorite adult game genres – this one’s a cracking example of what it ought to be about.