Little Red Riding the Wood

Mr. Porn Geek reviews Little Red Riding the Wood

Okay gang – it’s your boy, Mr. Porn Geek, and he’s back on your monitor once again to talk you through another porn game. This one goes by the name of Little Red Riding the Wood and yeah – if parody names got awards, this one probably wouldn’t make it to the voting stage. I’m going to be devoting a decent amount of my time today to writing a full review on this game, so if you want to know whether it’s a kick-ass title able to rival World of Warcraft or falling short of all expectations, continue reading and I’ll tell you! I hope you’re as excited as I am, because one thing I love to do is write reviews on the best places out there for XXX gaming entertainment.

The splash screen at Little Red Riding the Wood

Little Red Riding the Wood starts off with a pretty decent intro screen, all things considered. You’ve got the option to start a new game, load an old save (one of my favorite features on porn games: I want to be able to enjoy my previous work!), look through the gallery, change some settings and finally, quit. Before I hit the new game button, I’m going to spend a little time looking at the options. Much like Total Biscuit (RIP), I want to be able to customize my games to my liking without it being much of a pain.

After hitting the ‘settings’ button, Little Red Riding the Wood will display three sub-menu options for general, message and audio options. General has choices for windowed or fullscreen and screen ratio: not that incredible but at least it’s something. In the message area, you’ve got plenty of things to pick from here, including the speed, duration, voice waiting and stuff like that – pretty comprehensive. Finally, audio choices at Little Red Riding the Wood include sliders for dozens of different things. To be honest, I actually think that there are too many choices here: each character can have their own percentage set, which seems a little weird. There are so few situations where having one character louder than another would make sense! I do like customization, but Little Red Riding the Wood probably goes a little too far.

Playing Little Red Riding the Wood

Let’s go ahead here and play Little Red Riding the Wood, shall we? I hit the ‘new game’ option and was immediately presented with an introduction to the title. I must say that the initial display renders are really attractive: this is some seriously high quality stuff! You’re taught about a small village and the people who live there, as well as getting your hands on a few images of the ladies playing volleyball. I do recommend taking a look at the tits on these ladies: they’re insane to say the very least! Those bangers are some of the biggest in the business. Not that I’m complaining – guys that enjoy porn games with big racks are going to be fully satisfied here.

Anyway, Red just turned 18 and yeah – that means that she’s now fully primed for some hardcore fucking and sucking action! Your job is to basically work out the best way to get inside that pussy and watch the action unfold. Turns out that she’s really into masturbation and watching others! After the first fuck session, the game will give you the option to go left or right – my advice is to pick the right option! That’s all I’ll say, because I don’t want to spoil what happens next: needless to say it’s erotic.

My conclusion on Little Red Riding the Wood

I ended up playing Little Red Riding the Wood for around 30 minutes: as I said in the previous section, I don’t want to spoil anything here, so let me just leave it at that and say that I did have a really enjoyable time enjoying the gameplay action that this one had available. I think that Little Red Riding the Wood has a lot of great things going for it and apart from the complicated settings menu, when the game actually gets going it’s stellar to say the very least. Gameplay is good, graphics are great and the story is certified wankable. Anyway gang – cheers for reading, have fun!