LOL Tales

Mr Porn Geek Plays LOL Tales

Mr. Porn Geek is widely known as a sentient being that knows how to give a useful review or two, and today, LOL Tales will be on the menu. As soon as I opened the game, I noticed there were no instructions or indications on how to actually play the game. Regardless, the game was very familiar. It’s League of Legends the pornographic version! You don’t need to zoom in into Caitly n’s boobs to bust a quality nut while playing LoL, anymore. If you’re familiar with the original online multiplayer battle arena League of Legends, you’ll recognize the four characters in this parody.

We have female figures Elise, Katarina, Ahri, and Riven, and male figures: Darius and Lee Sin. It’s quite popular for games that target teen audience to get targeted by the porn industry quickly. It’s a well-known fact that Riot Games (LoL publisher) sexualises their female characters to appeal to their male teen audience. LOL Tales has some badass graphic designers, I can tell. The characters are spot-on replicated. It really feels like I’m playing the original game. LOL tales loads up quickly, gets you right into the game which ultimately lets you bust a quick nut when you feel the heat gathering while in a loading screen in your favorite MOBA game.

How the gameplay for LOL Tales works

You open LOL Tales on your favorite internet browser. You press “play.” MOBAs work by letting you choose one lane in a three-lane map and fight either one versus one battle or two versus two. In LOL Tales, you also choose your lane and your character. In the top path, we have an option to pick Riven, the Broken Blade. Riven is a known “fighter” in League of Legends and she’s up against her opponent Darius who wields an enormous axe and is plated with heavy armor while being a big man himself. They have a quick dialogue of three scenes where Darius beats Riven in a one versus one battle and notifies her that his intentions are not to kill her, yet more obvious ones.

As Riven lays on the ground beaten, we get an option to press ‘spacebar’ to spread her legs and arms which are holding her big breasts. If we mash the spacebar enough times, she spread both legs and arms, and two rollers appear with whom we apparently undress her bra and undies. After undressing her, Riven starts humping on Darius’s fat cock, and we have three-speed options which ultimately lead to a nut. In the middle lane, we have Ahri and Katarina. After a short dialogue of 3 scenes as well, Ahri holds Katarina and tries to spread her arms which are holding her tits tight.

We mash the spacebar again, which spreads her arms and reveals her huge breasts. Again, a roller appears which lets us strip Kata’s bra off. In the final scene. Ahri fucks Kata with a strap, and we have three-speed options as well, which leads us to the final scene. In the jungle, we see Lee Sin getting ganked in the jungle by the Busty spider-babe Elise. He wins the battle, and she succumbs to him. Again, using our spacebar to spread and rollers to strip both her bra and undies, it leads us to Lee Sin fucking Elise’s spider pussy with three-speed options.

My Actual thoughts about LOL Tales

Ridiculous good graphic designers. Characters are spot on. Developers know what teen boys want — smooth fucking scenes. Minimal interactive parts, though. I wish they worked on more characters, including some mystical creatures. I Wish LOL tales was out when I played the original game a few years ago, while I was an even hornier wanker. I advise the developers to keep going, keep adding content, add some music, and voice acting. Some nice voice actors would inflate my balloon any day. LOL Tales is another simplistic project which is a plus in my world. People who look up porn games aren’t really in here for the tales, to be honest.

The game perfectly fits into the time period of an average loading screen in between matches in the original League of Legends game which is what the developers aimed for, I assume. Game loaded up for me in less than a second, took me to the fucking part in less than fifteen seconds. If you’re a quick wanker like me, you would have more than enough time to discuss pre-game tactics before the game starts, as well. Proper audience targeting, good graphic design, only missing voice actors.