Lucky Patient Part 3

Lucky Patient Part 3 – First impression

Mr. Porn Geek is always the one you turn towards when you need a game dissected into small pieces and reviewed, and this time, it is Lucky Patient Part 3. I didn’t play the whole game when I started examining it, so there are some unknown things that even I don’t know but that gives you guys an incentive on finishing the game first and telling me, this time, what going on. I gave myself a job to tell you if games are good or bad, and nothing is going to make me go the other way around. Simply because there is no one paying me to say what I don’t want, and if somebody tried, I would send them the other way and ask them never to offend me that way again. I have a job. No! An obligation to you, my fans! That can’t be broken so easily. With that on the table, do you still think Mr. Porn Geek is not on your side? Or can you rest easy in knowing that all of your needs are met when you start reading my text?

Lucky Patient Part 3 – Gameplay

Again with the fucking animations. As I said, if I want to watch a 3D porn I’ll google one and I won’t play a piece of s**t game that gives me only the options of switching the angles and the intensity. Even when I switch the intensity to harder, the developers were so lazy in stealing the footage from some 3D porn video that they only pushed the fast forward button on the footage. So you only have a couple of options left. Play the game by changing the angles and changing the intensity.

Yay, here we go. You have two girls that you can fuck, and I already forgot their names as I’m going to forget this atrocity in a couple of seconds after writing this. The two girls have huge oily tits that look like they’re made of wax. They also look like something I’d be afraid of as a kid when I was playing the PS2. Their pussies gave me nightmares. Even worse, their sex organs are censored, so how the fuck am supposed to get horny to this? The angles are okay as they capture the action very well, but the action itself is horrendous. The cumshots look like a Mortal Combat fatality gone wrong, and the girls don’t even take the cum in their mouths. The guy cums two times and the first time the hot jizz ends up in his lap!

The second time the other girl jacks his dick off and the cum ends up on her stomach. If you’re making a 3D porno game the least you can do is make it over-exaggerated. I’m guessing that is what these games are for. Because you can’t really have tentacles penetrating a girls pussy and two giant minotaurs fucking her head. So this game even fails in that department. When you finish the game, you don’t even get any bonus or satisfaction in the form of a grand prize, you only get a sentence that says; TO BE CONTINUED. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!? This game literally gave me eye cancer. Mr. Porno Geek is not satisfied.

Lucky Patient part 3 – My opinion

Well, you’ve already seen my opinion in the gameplay thread. I didn’t play part or part 2, nor do I plan on doing that, but if you’re making a sequel, the least you can do is introduce the player to the prequels. Jesus Christ this has to be one of the worse games I’ve ever played.