Mayuri-Sama’s Body Laboratory

Mr. Porn Geek plays Mayuri-sama’s body laboratory

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that reviews games with poise and pazazz, so Mayuri-sama’s body laboratory will not be an exception to this rule. This game doesn’t bring my expectations too high because they misspelled “laboratory” into “laboratory” in the title and because of such a simple, not thought-out description. Reading through the comments, even though there are no English words in the game at all, every one of them was positive. It took me a while to navigate through the commands on Japanese and start the game.

Surprisingly, no one in the comments mentioned they had any problems with no English wording. I guess we can say that horny teen boys/girls are not patriotic. Mayuri-sama’s body laboratory has no sounds but makes me think the original game did have music, yet it was lost when it got uploaded to these flash websites that I found it on. The characters are moving their loops, making it look like they’re trying to tell you something. Looking at comments about this game on other websites, I found one that goes “I should be hanged for drowning a developing fetus with cum” by Anonymous17848. What the fuck am I about to play? Stay tuned.

How the gameplay for Mayuri-sama’s body laboratory works?

You open Mayuri-sama’s body laboratory Book on your favorite internet browser. You wait 10-20 seconds for it to load, depending on your PC. You see a lot of Japanese words and two bloody objects that look like tables from a bird-side view. You continually press a bunch of Japanese words until two tied up belly-up girls appear on the tables. You get a set of commands on both sides of the table. Commands include choosing if your character will be blushing, crying, have hard nipples, color of their nipples, using your dick to penetrate either pussy or ass, to enable or disable blood, to drug them making them look happy, to add various clothing necessities, choose different hairstyles, to choose breast size, to see inside of their wombs when you cum, and few other ones that I didn’t manage to figure out.

So, reading through the comments again, you can apparently do stuff like let her lick your fingers, finger her asshole for thirty seconds and then penetrate her without her asshole bleeding, which is something I never would’ve tried on my own. At least not the thirty-second fingering part.

My actual thoughts on Mayuri-sama’s body laboratory

Well, it feels like I can’t manage to experience the game entirely, and figure out all options because, you know, I don’t understand Japanese. Other than that, Mayuri-sama’s body laboratory feels good, smooth, well polished. Character drawings and animations are spot on. They really look like they’re right out of Bleach. Even though I couldn’t find out how to “drown a developing fetus with cum” like one of the comments said, I had fun not progressing into the fucked up part of the game.

But, it makes me think about how many options does the game have. How many combinations and hidden, fucked up scenes. It makes me wonder how many games I actually played without unlocking their full potential, ultimately giving them a negative review because of my own faults. That is how life works, though. If you describe your own game so poorly, people won’t perceive your full potential. If you don’t show off your talent and hard work, do you have proof it exists?

Another thing I’d like to mention – there are a bunch of bugs in the game. For example, you can fuck them in the ass with their clothes on. Not game-breaking but worth mentioning.