Meet And Fuck: Nintendo Christmas

Meet And Fuck: Nintendo Christmas – Mr. Porn Geek’s review

So before I start giving you the full story on Meet And Fuck: Nintendo Christmas, I do just want to state for the record that in the professional opinion of Mr. Porn Geek, this title is too damn long! Throughout the analysis provided below, I’ll refer to this game as a whole range of different things, because I’ll be damned if I’m writing the whole thing out every single time. Okay, so with that out of the way – what exactly is this? The description says that it’s a game idea by Tek and it ought to combine characters from the much-loved Japanese console titles with XXX themes. Seems good on paper, but what’s the reality? Continue reading for my full thoughts and feelings on Meet And Fuck: Nintendo Christmas.

First thoughts on Meet And Fuck: Nintendo Christmas

When looking at the splash screen, you’ll notice that the only thing you can really do is hit the ‘play’ button in the bottom right-hand corner. I mean, you can look at all of the ornaments if you want, but that seems like a big waste of time when you could be getting down and playing the game that you want to play. After hitting the play button, you’ll be presented with a small text box which introduces you to the game itself. You’re told that the plot will feature Zelda, Peach, Samus and Rosalina – people with a love of the Nintendo console family ought to be getting rock solid thinking about these sexy characters! Anyway, during a Christmas celebration where they were dancing and drinking, Peach decided that she was going to try some mushrooms – what’s when the events of this game truly start to kick off.

Playing Nintendo Christmas: my analysis

Peach grabbed the big red mushroom like a fool and munched the whole thing down – in just a few short seconds, her clothes were shredded off and she became much larger! We’re not just talking about general body growth either: you’ll find that the tits have swelled to an insane size and her hips have also become very wide indeed. All of the other ladies also seem to have taken mushrooms and you’ll find them equally well endowed. The milkers on these sluts are some of the best I’ve seen in a Nintendo porn parody, but I’m not sure they’re going to appeal to everyone. What if a guy is more into the petite, naughty side of Zelda? Link has always struck me as a dude that prefers dirty small babes on the end of his cock.

Take note of the fact that you can use your mouse to navigate back and forth between the girls who are ordered from left to right as Zelda, Samus, Rosalina and Peach. Now I know what you’re thinking: what is the actual gameplay here and how do you progress through to the next ‘bit’? Well, if you select one of the girls and then hit the V button, you’ll be given a mouse motion indicator that requires you to push it up and down on the screen, which will make the girl in question’s titties bounce all over the place. I guess this is why those knockers got so damn big: they’re supposed to be hitting the ceiling and going to the floor as you jiggle your mouse.

Further gameplay on Meet And Fuck – Nintendo Christmas

After you’re done going up and done with the V button (which stands for vertical), the H one will then be available for you – hit this to unlock the horizontal feature, which will then require you to mouse from left to right! It’s a pretty simple system and I think a lot of you are going to be able to understand it without an issue. Just note that if you’re someone who has a pretty shitty mouse or is playing on a track pad, this might be quite difficult for you. I actually think that Nintendo Christmas is making a bit of a mistake here: they should allow you to hit the A and D keys or something like that to also perform the actions. I’ve played games in bed before on my laptop and they can often be a complete pain in the ass – it’s just so damn rough to keep on hitting the trackpad when it doesn’t react so well and has various limits on what you’re able to do because of things like gestures and whatnot.

My criticism of Meet And Fuck – Nintendo Christmas

Since I’m on the topic of things I don’t like about Meet And Fuck, how about I cover a few of the other issues? For me, it doesn’t make much sense to have these girls so zoomed such that you’re forced to use your mouse to go left and right. My screen is capable of looking at all of the broads at the same time and if I have to select them one by one, that’s fine! The split screen approach just doesn’t rub too well with me: I think I want to enjoy all of these Nintendo sluts in one location. I’m also not too keen on how similar some of them look – Rosalina and Peach are basically the same and you’ll struggle to tell them apart! At least the scene and the story are short and simple: this is a porn game that doesn’t take long for you to get into the action.

My conclusion on Nintendo Christmas

So is Nintendo Christmas a good festive gift? Is it worth playing this game and enjoying all of the busty parody characters they threw into the mix? I don’t mind it and when the sex does happy, it’s quite hot. I don’t want to spoil anything, but it turns out that Father Christmas will also make an appearance – he’s got some presents to dish out too! Okay, I’ll stop dropping the eventual outcome of this game and just tell you to go and play it. For a sex animation title, you really can’t go wrong! Cheers for reading and be sure to come back to Mr. Porn Geek any time you need the latest list of the hottest adult games around.