Where is The Milk?

Mr. Porn Geek plays Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk?

Howdy friends – you likely know what time it is, right? Well if you’re new to the website then let me explain what goes on here! Mr. Porn Geek is known all over the world for being one of the best reviewers in the business when it comes to the adult entertainment industry. This means I’ll show you the best tube sites, webcam streaming services, dating platforms and everything else. Hell, I even do game reviews! What’s where Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk comes into the equation. I’m set to review this puppy today and if you want to know whether or not it’s any good, continue reading and I’ll give you the full story!

First thoughts on Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk

So to kick things off here, I do want you to know that Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk is quite a lengthy title – that’s why from time to time I’ll refer to this game as MAFWITM. If you don’t like it, you can go and check out one of the other websites, because typing hurts my wrists and I’m not in the business of doing that for any reason other than jerking off! Anyhow, turns out that Games Of Desire is the group behind Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk – I’ve had a history with these folks and looked at a lot of their titles over the years. Meet And Fuck is also a pretty established line of games that they put out there, but I’m going to hit the play button here now and see whether or not it’s any good. So yeah, I’m buzzing and real excited to see what’s going to happen!

Playing Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk

On the splash screen, you’ll see what can only be described as one of the bustiest women of all time. Those tits are absolutely huge and to be frank, I think I already know the answer to the question of where did the milk go – it’s locked inside these wonderful breasts! To complete the look of Where is the Milk, this feisty minx has also got herself wrapped up a in a cow print outfit. I think it’s fair to say that this game takes the concept of milkers to a whole new level. Good luck finding an adult game that has tits this good – there’s not a chance in hell as far as Mr. Porn Geek is concerned! Anyway, once you’re ready to play, simply hit the ‘play’ button and your adventure will begin.

I do actually want to give some initial credit here before I play Where is the Milk – all of the Meet And Fuck games share this common characteristic where they’ve got a volume control in the top right-hand corner that you can simply press to lower the sound or completely turn it off. I’ve played porn games in the last week that don’t even have this feature deep in their menus – it’s nice for it to be up front and easy to access at Where is the Milk. Turns out this game actually takes place on December the 24th, which is just as well since shopping is going to be absolutely insane around this time of day. Turns out that lots of people at the mall are coming for milk and cookies – they’ve got plenty of cookies, but the milk is running out!

The solution at Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk

When there’s a milk shortage, what do you need to do? Find the biggest tits in the business, that’s what! After all the commotion gets on the noise of the woman out back, she soon comes to investigate the situation and realizes that her business might be completely ruined unless everyone out front is dealt with accordingly. Turns out that the boss is incredibly bitchy and angry – not the type of person you want running an operation when tempers are high. Thankfully, she’s willing to do whatever it takes in order to earn a quick buck, so it takes only a few minutes for her to head on over to the milking machine for the purposes of draining her huge tits.

Your first duty will be to get those boobs out – they’re absolutely huge when they come out of her top! Continue on and then attach the two devices to her nipples, which will assist you in the pursuit of the white goodness. The mini game will then start and you’ll be required to monitor the situation and make sure that the milk comes out at a steady pace. Green is good, yellow is bad – so is red. Hit the sweet spot and those tits will be feeding the world in no time at all!

Complaints about Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk

One thing I mention in a lot of my reviews is the fact that so few games actually have character customization. I know that it’d be rather trivial to have the start of the game give you the option over the boss, be it her personality, clothing or ethnicity. I mean, what can a guy do if he’s really into seeing black bitches with huge breasts being sucked dry of their dairy goodness? Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk isn’t the biggest title out there, but some choices would be very much appreciated before the title gets underway.

My conclusion on Meet And Fuck: Where is the Milk

So yeah – how does Mr. Porn Geek feel about this particular Meet And Fuck release? It’s good, all things considered. Not the most complicated or difficult porn game out there, but it does strike the right balance between storyline and action. This is never going to win any awards for being better than the rest of the available XXX games out there, but it’s a nice option to have if gigantic breasts are your cup of tea. Remember gang: you can always come back to Mr. Porn Geek’s website whenever you need advice on the best XXX games the Internet has on offer – just bookmark my platform to find it without an issue! Thanks for reading and happy squeezing.