Metroid Strip

MrPornGeek plays Metroid Strip

I woke up this morning and said to myself: ‘MrPornGeek, it’s time to take a look at some new porn titles. After all, a horde of pervs depends on you to deliver the best games to their devices, along with your humble opinion”. I was right, of course. It is always a good time to fire up a new game and see what it has to offer. This is why I do these reviews, to save you time in digging through a pile of crappy games until you find something that is playable. Today’s title is called Metroid Strip. Do I see a Strip in the title? Are we going to get some hot striptease action in this one? It does seem that it is somehow connected to space, though. Metroid sounds like a meteor. I have no idea to expect from this one, I just hope the alien chicks are hot, and we can get it on quickly. Follow the next sessions, as I fire up this baby and see how it plays.

Metroid Strip – Gameplay

Metroid Strip is a Shoot-to-Strip game according to the welcome screen. The game did load rather quickly, especially for a flash game. It is a v1.1, so it seems that the game has been updated since the release. The arcade-style graphics of the 1980s have definitely been an inspiration for this. It kind of reminds me of Space Invaders. I have spent countless hours playing that one at the local arcade. The premise of the game is that a hot chick named Samus Aran has been captured by a group of aliens, which you are a part of. The only protection she has is the Zero Suit that she is wearing. After starting a game, you are given control over the grapple beam, a laser-like weapon that you have to shoot at vulnerable areas of Samus’ suit.

The goal of the game is to undress Samus before your grapple beam is destroyed completely. A bunch of tiny metroids show up to spoil your party, and you have to use your grapple beam to destroy them before they kill you. Samus is pretty hot, and she gets flustered as my grapple beam destroys pieces of her suit, and I stimulate her nipples and pussy. The gameplay feels great and easy to learn. You can quickly pick up the gameplay and get on your way. You get where this one is going, but I previously promised to leave out the spoilers from these reviews. Check out the last section for my final thoughts on this one.

MrPornGeek’s final thoughts on Metroid Strip

What a blast from the past. I really enjoyed the retro-style of this game. I took me back some 30 years, and it was so fun to play. Fantastic gameplay that is easy to master yet challenging enough to keep you busy for quite a while. The graphics, although retro, were excellent and perfectly fit the atmosphere of the game. There are no levels to this one, but you can always play new games trying to beat your previous high score. As you strip down Samus to her birthday suit, you will be challenged by the pesky metroids, trying to protect her and stop your removal of her outfit. Overall, I really enjoyed playing this one. I did feel that additional levels and options would’ve improved an already excellent game. I highly recommend this one.