MILF’s Villa

Mr. Porn Geek plays MILF’s Villa

Hey everyone – it’s Mr. Porn Geek back again and today, I’m bringing you yet another high quality adult game review! This one goes by the name of MILF’s Villa and while this game has a bit of a history associated with it because of its pre-release bugs, I’m going to be playing through – and linking you toward – version 1 of the game. This ought to mean that it’s fully ready to go and playable, something I’ve been looking forward to for a long time. So without further ado, let’s crunch the numbers and see whether or not MILF’s Villa is any good. Continue reading for Mr. Porn Geek’s full review.

First thoughts on MILF’s Villa

When you load up MILF’s Villa for the first time, you’ll be given the choice of playing a new save, continuing on from a previous file or just fiddling with some of the options. I like to check out options before trying games out, so let’s go ahead and do exactly that! There are only a few different choices to pick from here, but I like that you can enable auto dash, command remember (similar to FF7 if you ever played that) as well as 4 different volume controls! The only problem I had with the menu screen at MILF’s Villa is the fact that the different volumes are shortened, so instead of saying background music, it says BGM. This means that you have to guess what some of them are, like ME (I’m guessing it’s menu effects, but don’t quote me on that).

Anyway, after setting up the game how you want, go ahead and venture to the home screen again so that you can start playing MILF’s Villa! The game here kicks off with you in a vehicle with your chauffeur – the graphics are actually pretty damn epic to be honest, these are some awesome renders! Give the driver your name and he’ll drive on over to the first location … which is obviously the MILF villa! It’s populated with your mom, aunty, the maid and a few sisters: basically an incest-focused hub where you’re going to fuck all of the chicks that you want – just what I enjoy about a great game.

MILF’s Villa gameplay

What’s quite interesting about MILF’s Villa is the fact that you move around the game screen in a style similar to those original Pokémon games, but when you talk to various characters, you get the 3D render effect. This is quite an interesting way of doing things and while it’s admittedly a little unique and strange at first, you’ll get used to it just like I did after a few minutes. Now I don’t want to spoil the erotic side of MILF’s Villa, but the huge range of characters that you can engage with is pretty damn cool. Mr. Porn Geek had an absolute whale of a time looking at these sexy broads – many of which were in the same family as me – getting up to no good. It’s not exactly hard to get your bonk either: I love that about XXX games! Overall, a fun experience.

Problems with MILF’s Villa

The only real issue I had with MILF’s Villa was the fact that you can’t use WASD in order to navigate around – clicking with the mouse isn’t the way I remember playing these games, which should be totally possible to do using just one hand on the left-hand side of the keyboard. In terms of ergonomics, you want to give as much control over the game with just one hand. Everyone knows that games are about jerking off, so let me do that while I game!

Final thoughts on MILF’s Villa

Okay folks: I think at the end of the day, MILF’s Villa is a great game that you’re going to love. While previous editions of this one had a lot of issues, I actually really loved the version 1 release and I’ll be sure to update this page with the latest patches so you can jerk off to the great gaming action, no questions asked. Thanks for reading – now go play MILF’s Villa and fuck everyone in the family!