Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle

Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle – Mr. Porn Geek’s review

I’ve literally played League of Legends since prior to season 1 – back when they only had servers in North America and Europe! That means that I’m in a pretty unique position to be telling you all about Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle – a porn parody title that takes your favorite cougar and puts her into an XXX environment. The title alone was enough for me to want to play this, so I’ll be honest: I’m writing this review completely blind. I haven’t touched this game before and I want to do the review as I’m trying it out for the very first time. If you’d like to know how it went, continue reading on for the full Mr. Porn Geek expert analysis.

First thoughts on Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle

The splash screen here makes it clear that currently, Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle is in a beta phase. Sadly, I’ve got no idea what version it is, but I’ll keep trying to get that information so you’ll receive the newest patch no matter what happens. The splash screen features a picture of Nidalee with her spear in hand – giving it a good lick, just like she would a proper big cock. In the middle on the screen, you’ve got three buttons to hit – play, more and credits. The last one will just show you who’s working on the project, whereas ‘more’ will show you additional titles from the same studio. Since all that’s left to do is to smash ‘play’, that’s going to me Mr. Porn Geek’s last port of call. I’ve got high hopes for Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle – let’s just hope it lives up to the expectation!

Playing Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle

After hitting the ‘play’ button, you’ll jump into the game and be presented with an introductory piece of text that explains what’s going on. From what I can tell, this game is being told from the point of view of a crew of loggers that went into a jungle to grab some wood. You get caught after sunrise and eventually go unconscious, only to eventually find yourself in the custody of a tribal woman with dark skin and white tattoos – she looks hot as fuck, but she looks dangerous too. The next scene will actually have voice acting from Nidalee, which is quite a nice touch, even though it is slightly off what you’d hear when playing League of Legends. I also feel that Nidalee here is a little on the younger side, but I’m not going to moan too much about that.

Continue on and you’ll eventually come across a cinematic – this one has Nidalee crawling through the grass with her big titties hanging out. It’s at this point that I noticed Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle was a lot more than just a static game! It’s a full on sex simulation where she takes full advantage of the dick that’s put right in front of her. So damn sexy if you ask me. You’ll finally get an option menu pop up that allows you to do various things, such as cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy style and missionary. I’ll kick off with a little bit of missionary to try it out, but yeah – I’ll detail one complaint in the paragraph below.

Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle – some thoughts

As much as I like the animation of fucking Nidalee in a missionary position, something that I can’t quite wrap my head around is why we had to go straight into the erotic side of things with hardcore sex. Since the initial screen shows Nidalee playing with your dick, my personal preference here would be that she can go ahead and suck it – that just makes the most amount of sense! The transition would be so smooth too: she’s literally right there and can wrap her tongue around your shaft in a seamless shift. Hell, you can even have a handjob if you want that as an additional option. I’m not a game designer, nor do I know how to animate these things, but Mr. Porn Geek can clearly see that jumping straight into hardcore sex doesn’t make all that much sense.

Sex in Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle

The sex itself is pretty good though – I’m not going to complain about that in the slightest. You’ll go slow by default, but you can choose to bump up the pace and have hard sex if you’d prefer – the position even change slightly, so it’s quite different to just putting the animation on double speed or whatever. Below ‘fast’, you’ll also notice that you’ve got a button that says cum: you’ll creampie inside Nidalee if you do that and she seems to have a pretty hot orgasm as a result. You can resume fucking if you want, or go back to the tab before and pick a different position. I decided it would be a good idea to opt for doggy style – I was right in this decision, too! Nidalee looks hot as fuck bent over that log and the best part about this is that there are multiple ‘fast’ options too, so you get an alternative angle and experience! Those of you who like the idea of fucking a League of Legends champion from the back need to try this game out for size.

Conclusion on Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle

It’s a bit of a stretch to suggest that Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle is a game – it is a fun animation though, and it’s certainly within the same genre of entertainment that people like when looking for porn games, so I’ll keep it in this category for the time and being. As far as the quality of the animations go, I don’t think I’ve seen anything even remotely close to Nidalee: Queen of the Jungle. This is some top quality fucking and League of Legends fans will be popping off shots here left, right and center. Anyway – cheers for reading and happy squeezing gang! Be sure to come back to Mr. Porn Geek whenever you need fresh advice on the best places to go online for great porn gaming goodness.