No Vacancy

Mr Porn Geek tries out No Vacancy

Games like these are the types of games that make me love doing the stuff I do, and No Vacancy is just the type of game I’m talking about. Every time I get out of bed and don’t want to do my job because everybody has one of those days, I stumble upon a funny and sexy game like this that gets me laughing and rock hard in seconds. Rest assured these games will entertain you, and when the entertainment part is over it is time to get a little bit serious and grab your cock in one hand and mouse in the other and start jerking off to this funny little game we have here. I will do everything in my power to try to explain all the exciting “people” you meet here, but in the end, you are going to have to play it to see for yourself what I’m talking about here. So come and take a stroll with me and let me show you what exactly we have here at our disposal. You will be pleasantly surprised by some of the designs of the characters and by the positive attitude of every one of them.

Playing No Vacancy

It is the middle of the night, your car is out of fuel, and you have found this mysterious hotel you can sleep in, this is the setup of No Vacancy. It sounds like some kind of horror movie, but don’t be afraid, nothing in this hotel is scary, actually, every funny character you meet here will put a big smile on your face believe me. You go in, and the receptionist tells you that there are no free rooms available, but being a good little dog-receptionist, she calls up every room and lets them know you are here, and if somebody wants they can put you in their room. Excellent, finally, a positive crowd that is not all mysterious and murky.

You have three floors, and the basement, plus the ground floor has three more options where you can go. I will not even dare to explain the situations you will get into, but I can say that everywhere you go, you will be met with such positive vibes you will be smiling every step of the way. The gameplay is very straightforward just click away, and you will get to the outcome that you want and this may be the best and the worst thing about the game. It is a little too easy and interesting, so it’s going to end in a flash.

What does Mr. Porn Geek think about No Vacancy

No Vacancy has a cow-guy with a rainbow-colored penis, dog and panda ladies with enormous dicks, gay dog studs, bisexual animal couples, spiritual dragon lady, gay cheetah, homosexual wolf-angel security, buffed dragon DJ, basement sex dungeons, shark massage sluts and much more, and everybody just wants to have a blast! Don’t ask why nobody is sleeping, the answers to such questions aren’t supposed to be asked, just ask yourself in which direction you are going to go, and go through the whole game for the best experience. I think this is a really fun game to play just because of the designs and attitude it has. Everything is up and running, everyone is happy and ready to fuck and party, and all that in the middle of the night in a strange hotel. I don’t even think that this can be a horror story because the *spoiler alert* from the basement would just burn everybody to a crisp and continue their fun time as nothing happened.