Overwatch – Spider’s Web

Overwatch – Spider’s Web: the Mr. Porn Geek review

Mr. Porn Geek is known around the Internet for being one of the best people in the world to visit whenever you want fresh recommendations on the hottest adult games around. Today, he’s going to be looking at Spider’s Web, also known as Overwatch – Spider’s Web. From time to time I’ll switch between the name because I’m not entirely sure which one is better to refer to it as: I’ll hedge my bets and try both! Anyhow, I haven’t played this title just yet and I’m excited to have the opportunity to write all about it and let you know what my thoughts and feelings are. Those of you who want the advice and opinion of an expert ought to continue reading – I’ll give you all of the juicy details and my final verdict on Overwatch – Spider’s Web in no time at all.

First thoughts on Overwatch – Spider’s Web

The splash screen here only features a large image of a nude Widowmaker in the background and the option to go full screen, quit or begin the game. For those who don’t know, Widowmaker is a character from the hit online game known as Overwatch. This is a porn parody of sorts, although even if you haven’t played the Blizzard FPS, you’ll still likely have fun here. I must say that the artwork on the splash screen is pretty damn incredible – she has some juicy curves and I love the fact that she’s pulling off a G-string or something that has such thin fabric it might as well be invisible. Has Mr. Porn Geek stated before just how much he likes women wearing next to nothing? I know it’s not exactly a unique fetish or anything, but if this is a sign of what’s to come, I’m sold already! Not really: I want to play and tell you about it.

Playing Spider’s Web

So loading up Overwatch – Spider’s Web for the first time will have the game ask you for a name. Since the new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom was announced recently, I’m going to go ahead and call myself Boris. I think it’s a sexy name and if you think otherwise, I challenge you to a duel to the death. After picking my name, I found myself in a bar with Gwenifer: she’s got nice round tits, silver hair and lots of tattoos across her body. She’s also dressed like a complete and total slut, which isn’t a bad thing, but it’s certainly notable! Turns out that you’re a writer of horror stories and Gwenifer here is quite a fan – she beams with happiness when you tell her who you are. Allegedly, Phil (who I think is the owner of the tavern) told her that you’d be dropping by, although she wasn’t quite sure whether he was being honest or not.

Continue through Overwatch – Spider’s Web and you’ll be required to make a selection of which drink you want. I don’t actually know whether your decision here influences anything, but I sure hope it does, since I want to be known as Boris, the horror writer who drinks cinnamon lattes. Eventually, you’ll stumble across Widowmaker also sitting in the bar – she doesn’t look that happy, but if you know anything, it’s how to put a smile on the face of a pretty lady! You do question the color of her skin though – seems a bit weird, since she is this sexy purple minx that you’d likely be happy to fuck in an instant if you were given the opportunity to do so. Turns out that she thought you were a waiter and just taking her a drink – yup, way to go, Boris. You’re one dumbass, you know that?

Continued experience with Overwatch – Spider’s Web

Don’t go thinking that just because you got knocked back, that’s all that’s going to happen. In life, you’ve got to learn to deal with rejection, and this is just one way that the developer is going to assist you with overcoming your approach anxiety. You actually end up going back to the same place the next day – it’s not a tavern like I said earlier, but it’s a café! I think I ought to mention right now that Overwatch – Spider’s Web is very much heavy when it comes to the text side of things. This is going to annoy a lot of people, but I know that plot development is something that gets a lot of people erotically satisfied. I’m not going to weigh in one way or the other here: I’ll just state the facts and then let you decide whether or not you want to play the game.

Some suggestions for Overwatch – Spider’s Web

Spider’s Web is an enjoyable game – I just think that it’d be nice for there to be a few more options that matter and count. You do a lot of talking and reading, but there’s little interaction here. I don’t mind the length before you get to the X-rated stuff, but you’ve got to feel like you’re playing a game as opposed to sitting through a really long cutscene. Especially since you can go 50 dialog boxes in a row before you’re actually required to do anything. At least with a cut scene it’s all automatic and you just watch! I also had FPS issues at the start, but this went away after around 30 seconds. Not sure if that was a PC issue or the game itself, though.

Mr. Porn Geek’s conclusion on Overwatch – Spider’s Web

So how do I rate this game overall? For me, it’s going to be a dead certain for anyone that’s really into the whole Overwatch and specifically Widowmaker eroticism thing. If you like lengthier sex stories where you’ve got a buildup before the actual fucking, I guess that Spider’s Web is still a good choice for you as well. Don’t forget that regardless of whether or not you actually enjoy Overwatch – Spider’s Web, Mr. Porn Geek has hundreds of other reviews for you to check out that will likely have you shooting ropes over one title or another. I’d like to thank you for dropping by and yeah – I hope that Spider’s Web is the game you hoped it to be!