Peach’s Untold Tale

Mr. Porn Geek plays Peach’s Untold Tale

I’ve started to play a lot of porn games over the last few weeks and honestly, I’ve been having an absolute blast writing up reviews on all of these different titles that people keep shooting my way. I knew that there were lots of porn games out there, but I never realized just how big the market was – it’s absolutely huge! Anyway, today’s review is going to be looking at Peach’s Untold Tale: it’s a parody release that obviously isn’t linked to Nintendo, but still features that hot slice of ass that’s been teasing gamers for the last few decades. Let’s hope that her tale is one of sex, debauchery and wild erotic engagements – exactly what everyone’s expecting! Anyhow, if you’d like to know more about this game, continue reading down below.

Peach’s Untold Tale: my first experience

Before I start jerking and gaming, I do just want to take this moment to mention that the version of Peach’s Untold Tale I’ll be playing is 3.47 – I understand that this is the latest release and while the title does update somewhat often, I’ll always try and source you third-party areas that allow you to get the most modern version. I can’t promise anything, aside from the fact that I’ll try my hardest to keep this page updated on a weekly basis when new releases of Peach’s Untold Tale are released to the world. Okay, so now that we’ve got the basic admin stuff out of the way, let’s get down to some wild gaming fun!

Playing Peach’s Untold Tale

When we hit ‘play’, the game will load up and you’ll be presented with a number of different options, as well as a background that looks very similar to the original Super Mario aesthetic. At the top, you’ve got the choice of a ‘normal’ or ‘hard’ game – don’t ask me how far apart these two are, although it’s probably not impossible to play the latter version on your first try without cutting sick at how difficult the title is to navigate through. There’s a load feature here – quite cool – as well as a gallery, credits screen, achievements page and finally, options to fiddle around with. I’m only going to take a quick look in the options menu and then we’ll get down to brass tacks, sound good? Good.

So the options menu is, well, let’s just say that it’s quite in-depth! You’ve got general sound options (volume levels), HUD display options, Peach body optimization (make her breasts bigger, increase pregnancy probability, etc.) and then some engine choices if you’re looking to really hone in on the best gaming experience possible. I also noticed that Peach’s Untold Tale has a few ‘extra’ features here, like futanari scenes, asshole fucking tolerance and Peach’s personality. I’m actually pretty impressed at just how comprehensive this one is – you’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, it’s patently obvious that the developer behind this game adores it.

Actual gameplay at Peach’s Untold Tale

So when you finally hit ‘play’, you’ll be presented with the choice of four chicks: Peachy, Daisy, Rosalina and Krystal. I decided to go for Daisy in this particular play through – she just looked a lot hotter than the rest. You’ll run through the start of the game after selection, which is basically just a quick preamble to what’s going on and why you should give a damn. Gamers can either click on the screen or just use the space-bar to continue on with the story – no complaints from me, since the more accessibility, the better!

It’s only three screens in when you first start to see some erotic action: turns out that Daisy is a bit of a slut when the toads are around and she’s getting fucked on the bed by a pair of them while other craziness is going on in her room. The first level soon begins – you and Mario are on a train and you’ve got to navigate through the various carts in order to reach the end of the stage. This shouldn’t take you long and before you know it, a gang of angry bois start to invade the mushroom kingdom – such horror! Goombas marching aren’t exactly scary, but when they’re in the numbers that are presented here, you’d be silly not to be at least a little bit concerned.

After a few more scenes, you’ll have the ability to dress up your character with different gloves, stockings, outfits and that type of thing – you can also fiddle with the size of the tits here and nipples as well. When you’re done, simply choose your keyboard layout and you’re actually ready to get down to kicking ass! What’s really cool is that Peach’s Untold Tale allows you to pick from 4 different keyboard arrangements – two-handed and one-handed variations depending on how you want to jerk off!

What I disliked about Peach’s Untold Tale

The game actually takes quite a while to get going – it’s enjoyable once you start moving around and doing various tasks, but the prelude could probably be refined just a little bit. I’m also not a fan of the button options to go next and backwards – they’re quite ugly and you’ll never be sure that you’re pressing it in the right area, and the ‘hitbox’ or whatever is slightly off-center. This is a relatively minor complaint, but yeah: it’s obvious to me that Peach’s Untold Tale has been in development for a very long time.

Peach’s Untold Tale: my final word

This game is one of the most fully fledged porn parody titles I’ve come across in a decent chunk of time. I’d argue that there are very few original XXX releases that are as decent as Peach’s Untold Tale – this has the polish and the focus that other porn games simply don’t get. It’s very obviously a labor of love and the development process has clearly resulted in a fantastic game that I think you ought to try. Okay gang – thanks for reading and as always, be sure to check back whenever you need new recommendations on the best spots around for XXX gaming fun.