Peeping Tom Menace

Mr. Porn Geek plays Peeping Tom Menace 

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that reviews games with style and freshness, and today, Peeping Tom Menace will be no exception. “Seekers: Peeping Tom Menace is a Star Wars porn parody, even though its name does not suggest it. In this fuck game, you will get to explore three various scenes in which different ladies from Star Wars pleasure (either by riding or stroking) different alien cocks. With excellent hand-drawn graphics, arousing sound effects, as well as lots of things for you to check out within it, this video game will definitely please you, even if you are not a fan of Star Wars.

Getting to see these ladies nailed will surely turn you on in an instant! ” – I’m sorry to inform you, the person who wrote that description, that doesn’t sound like a video game to me. It’s another one of those “games” where you click on a few scenes, watch some people fuck, and that’s it? That’s game over? It better be good fuck scenes, then. It better be equivalent to Shia Labeouf and Keanu Reeves sucking me off at the same time on a hot summer night.

How the gameplay for Peeping Tom Menace works? 

You open Peeping Tom Menace on your favorite internet browser. Depending on your configuration you wait for it to load. You hear legit Star Wars music remastered for Peeping Tom menace exclusively. Pretty impressive, bro. Once it loads, you see a bunch of warnings, including “ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS GAME ARE FICTITIOUS AND ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18” and “THE FOLLOWING IS ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN. IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 OR IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS KIND OF CONTENT, PLEASE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.”

Hmm, that sounds professional. They aren’t playing games. Instead of “start” or “play,” they have a “CLICK NOW” button that you press to start the “game.” Once you start, it leads you to a scene from Star Wars with eight characters. You can click on three of them only, though. Clicking on a character leads you to a fuck scene which is quite impressively animated and even has voice acting. You can see Yoda getting a handjob and a few other Star Wars female characters getting fucked by fictional creatures. I can notice a lot of time has been invested in drawing and animating these scenes, but none of them are made to be interactive. What a bummer.

My actual thoughts on Peeping Tom Menace 

Another prime example of WASTED talent. WHY do these talented graphic designers and animation artists waste their time on a porn game? I do love to play online porn games, but whenever I see so much talent invested into them, I CAN’T bust a nut. Simple as that. I can’t resist appreciating the art while I am just trying to masturbate. It puts me down. Back to the topic – you can see every muscle and skin moving fluently while the characters in Peeping Tom Menace have sex. A lot of work was invested into the animations yet none into actual gameplay or story. Peeping Tom Menace literally has ZERO interactive parts and ZERO story. I tried looking up any sequels or prequels of Peeping Tom Menace, but I was not lucky.

I’d like to ask the developers of this game to invest like 5$ into the gameplay and 4$ more into a short story and make this game 400% more enjoyable. By the way, the game has a “share to Facebook” button as well. Do you think anyone in the history of mankind will ever click that button? Do you feel less useless and empty once you’ve been informed such a button exists? I sure do.