Play With Us

Play With Us: the Mr. Porn Geek review

I know this is going to sound slightly crazy to all of you, but I actually played episode 2 of Play With Us before coming back to play the first one. The good news is that I’ve put time aside today to do exactly that – I want you to know all about Play With Us and what it has to bring to the table if you’re someone that loves XXX gaming. I’ve spent the last few months learning the ins and outs of the genre so that you get the information you need on the best gaming action around. No one reviews adult titles like me, so let’s get into the swing of things and see what Play With Us has to offer. I’m excited: you should be too!

First thoughts on Play With Us

So when this game starts, you’ll see a great image of a blonde bombshell in a bikini laying down on the beach, looking real delicious and ready for some action. Although she’s definitely going to get some sand in her hair, I hope this alternative universe that Play With Us exists in has me fucking her hard and fast – right there on the beach! I won’t get ahead of myself though: I’ll just hit the ‘start’ button and talk to you about what the deal is with Play With Us. Oh, I also want to mention that this is the final patch for this game: a new one won’t be released in the future. This is great as far as I’m concerned, since you know it’s done and dusted – time to evaluate this game for what it is!

When Play With Us loads up on the main splash page, you’ll have the ability to input any name you want. Since Mr. Porn Geek is currently in the UK and the new Prime Minister has just come in to deliver Brexit, I thought I’d honor his legacy by picking Boris as my title – kinda sexy when you think about it, right? Okay, potentially not: but Mr. Porn Geek has never been much of a serious guy when it comes to porn game reviews. We’re here to have some sexy fun, so if you’re that stuck up and tight, you’d better go hunting for another review writer buddy! I’m not about to be pushed around by some stuck-up asshole that doesn’t appreciate a good giggle every once in a while.

Playing Play With Us

When you hit play, you’ll find yourself in a school courtyard at what looks like dusk. One cool feature that I liked was the fact that the sky moved slowly across the screen – until I noticed that it wasn’t moving at all and it seems to be an optical illusion of sorts. Please guys: let me know in the comments that I wasn’t the only one duped by this! You’ll want to hit the text box in the bottom of the game to receive a text message from Emma – she’s asking where you are and states that you’re five minutes late. I hate people who are late, so the fact that my character is lagging behind really pisses me the fuck off! Why can’t you just get there on time, Boris? Why you gotta start off this sexy game on a negative? Dumbass.

You’ll find that you have your first choice here: to say whether you’ll meet Emma in room 103, 104 or 105. The game also makes the point to mention that your response will influence what happens further into the game, although your first choice doesn’t really matter. Side note: surely rooms 103 to 105 aren’t all that far from one another? It’d probably take me 10 seconds to check all of them, so what’s the big deal about remembering exactly which one it was? Crazy if you ask me. Anyway, Mr. Porn Geek went with 105 and allegedly, that was the correct one. It could just be the game says whatever you picked is the right one, but yeah – maybe I’m just one of the 33%.

Meeting Emma in Play With Us

Remember that blonde broad on the splash screen? The one that looks like the perfect piece of teen fuck meat? Well, it turns out her name is Emma and you’re meeting her in a classroom, alone. To make the situation even more erotic, she’s dressed up in one of those classic Japanese schoolgirl outfits – something I find absolutely delicious and will have me busting a nut in no time at all. Since this is an adult game, I decided it was best to say Emma was beautiful – she keeps hammering on about the fact I’m late, though. What’s this broad’s problem? You’re a schoolgirl Emma: what could you possibly have done with those extra 10 minutes? It’s not like the world is now over as a result of my tardiness, god!

I do want to point out that Play With Us is a game which is incredibly focused on the dialog and decision making. You have lots of choices for language that you use, so it’s probably best for you to read through all of the options that you have. Just note that Play With Us will take a while before you get into the ‘good’ stuff – not that this is a bad thing, but for those folks out there hoping for an instant hog squeeze, Play With Us won’t deliver that at all.

Play With Us: my conclusion

For someone that’s just looking to jerk off as quickly as possible to a porn game, I don’t think that Play With Us is going to deliver that type of experience. This is for the slow masturbation scene – one where you’re going to take your time and get rewarded as a result. I really do quite enjoy this approach though and I’ve got no doubt that everyone else will too. I have plenty of other instant-pleasure games if you’d prefer anyway, so no matter what type of game it is that you want, Mr. Porn Geek is here to help! I’m happy to recommend Play With Us regardless – check it out and see if you can get anything from this hot blonde schoolgirl!