Pokemon Fuck

Pokemon Fuck – gameplay analysis

Before I venture into a review of Pokemon Fuck, I just want to state for the record that this game, as it’s currently able to be played, refers to itself as Pokemon without the fancy E – so it’s not stylized as Pokémon. Although it might pain a few purists, I’m going to stick to the spelling presented here – mainly because I don’t want to have to copy and paste that stupid special letter every time I want to refer to the damn game! Anyway, I’ve heard some good things about Pokemon Fuck and some scathing criticisms: how will Mr. Porn Geek rate this game? Continue and I’ll let you know – it’s time for a full, high IQ, expert analysis!

First time playing Pokemon Fuck

I can tell you from the get go here that Pokemon Fuck doesn’t waste any time getting into the action. As far as I understand it, there are no menus or options here – you’re just straight into the porn game and yeah, I think that’s probably a sign that it’s not quite as fully fledged as some might hope. That said, you do actually have options – just not enough for a menu to be devoted to them. In the top right-hand corner, you’ve got a volume switch as well as the ability to change the quality. This quality option was probably important many years ago when games could be sub-par in that department, but my guess is that Pokemon Fuck is pretty much able to be ran on even entry-level systems these days, so crank that baby up without worrying about having to overclock your graphics card.

Gameplay: Pokemon Fuck

The gameplay kicks off with Misty on her back with a big smile on her face, as well as her legs being held by Brock who’s going to pound that good little slit. To get started, simply hit the ‘rub’ option and you’ll start to massage your cock against that pussy: just what Misty wants! You’ll see a pleasure percentage meter that I assume locks penetration until it’s high enough. I guess that Misty isn’t going to give up that pussy without being warmed up a little first – she likes to play hard to get, even though the facial expression she has suggests that she’s pretty much down to get impaled at a moment’s notice.

After a little cock rubbing, hit the ‘finger’ option and Brock will use his gloved digits nice and slow to get that pussy moist. You can also prod Misty’s pussy if you want to increase the rate at which she gets excited, although once you hit 100%, the screen will start to flash and you’ll have the ability to penetrate Misty there and then. Misty’s facial expression changes and she’s really getting into it now: you can even switch over from the pussy into the ass if you’re someone that enjoys a little backdoor action from time to time. Again – the aim here is to make sure that Misty’s at 100% before you climax. I found it quite cool how her ass on high speed builds up the pleasure meter the quickest. Who would have guessed that anal-focused pounding would make this slut as horny as possible?

Mr. Porn Geek’s conclusion on Pokemon Fuck

Your boy Mr. Porn Geek has reviewed plenty of games lately that are quite complex and difficult to play – that’s simply not the case with Pokemon Fuck. This game is incredibly basic, but that doesn’t mean that it’s bad! Look, I think the only thing to pay attention to here is whether or not you want to fuck Misty with Brock’s dick. It’s a simple question and if the answer is yes – well then what the hell are you doing still reading this? That tight Pokemon trainer pussy is just a click away, so go get balls deep in it and fuck this babe until you blast her face with cum! Mr. Porn Geek loved this game and recommends it.