Pokemon Moon Trainer

Mr. Porn Geek tries out Pokemon Moon Trainer

Games like these are games that plain and straightforward, but if Pokemon moon trainer is the type of game that turns your lights on, who can blame you? Reviewing games is sometimes a hard job, not because it takes affects your physical stamina but because it is just so plain short and straightforward that you really can’t find the words to explain everything so shortly. Sometimes when you have a game that is filled with stuff to do, you can go on and on for ages explaining whats this and that, and you can keep on going until everybody is just bored out of their brains and can’t wait for you to stop.

But not this one.No, no, this game has it all figured out and is the shortest thing I have ever played in my career as a one of a kind game reviewer that takes pride in what he does. I will try to have an opinion of this game longer than the attention span of a toddler but don’t take my word on it. I maybe get bored of how few things I have to write about it, and just get mad and start crying. Just kidding, I will not start crying, but I will definitely start this review.

What Pokemon Moon Trainer is all about

Pokemon moon trainer is a short cute game where you enter and just fuck the brains out of four hot chicks in a bikini. There I said it all! Unfortunately for me, you guys don’t want to hear my excuses for having a loss for words and need me to be up for the challenge and give you what you came for when you started reading this. The music is not bad, and it is a kind of song you would hear in an elevator but with a more uplifting and faster tone. Clicking next you get four girls that look really cute, and when you pick one of them, the scene turns into them half-naked and laying on their backs waiting for you to impale them with your big cock.

You have an option to put your dick in their pussy and ass, and after that, you will be given a choice to squirt your hot load over their petite body or go back to the anal and pussy part. Very straightforward, indeed, as you can see. You have four girls that you can fuck the brains out, and that’s that. So for all of you that just want cute images in front of their eyes getting dicked down and no gameplay, this is the treat you have been looking for.

What does Mr. Porn Geek see in Pokemon Moon Trainer

Pokemon Moon Trainer has potential. If they can just add more options, it would be just fine. There is a version without the bikinis, but to find it you will have to stroll through the comment sections because there is always that one horny dude that knows every version of every sex game and takes real pride in this. Well if you ask me I know I maybe sound sarcastic when saying this, but you go, guy! Every person that has love and appreciation for sex games is my friend and when they are happy I am happy.

So, enough with the dilly-dallying. Moving on! I don’t really like this game as it gives me no challenge whatsoever and doesn’t provide me with that little something I need to have a complete game experience, but as I said before, there are people that just want to come here, whip out their dick and blow their load in a matter of seconds looking at some pretty moving images. If you are that guy, then be my guest and play Pokemon Moon Trainer until you blow a fuse or two.