Pokemon Off White

Mr Porn Geek gives Pokemon: Off-White a go

I am starting to get more and more depressed when reviewing games like Pokemon: Off-White because they put me in a state of mind where I think about my childhood and how it was easier living in those times. But, now is not the time to be sobbing about the past! Now is the time to review a game that many people will love playing because of the vast amount of cute animals that it has and the interesting options you get to choose while playing it. I will tell you the ups and downs, the highs and lows of this game and we will then live happily ever after like it was meant to be. Not together, of course, we will live happily ever after on different locations, but happy nonetheless. I hope.

First impressions of Pokemon: Off-White

My first thoughts when seeing the main screen we ok, it has some nice music to it, and the overall design is good. There were some updates to the game, and you can see all of them on the start screen. When I click play, I am presented with three options: Showcase, Breeder, and Scenes. Every option takes you to another place, and you can guess by the names where you go. Not much is gained by explaining the choices, but the thing that you need to know is that you are going to be fucking a lot of sexy pokemon, my friend. You will have to see for yourself the options available when you enter the three choices you have, but I can tell you now you are going to get the hang of it pretty quickly.

What I disliked about Pokemon: Off-White

The game has a languid pace to it, and you will need time to bring all your Pokemon to their fullest potential. You can showcase them, look at them from different angles, fuck them, breed them, play with them but the time you have to put into all of this doesn’t really cut it for me. The main thing that annoys me is that when you go to the breeding option you have to take your time while training the Pokemon and it is a prolonged process, but the thing I saw that would be a big problem is that there is no option to go back form the breeding scenes, and that will pose as a huge obstacle trying to play the game.

Pokemon: Off-White the final thoughts

My final thought about Pokemon: Off-White is not that good. I can see in some of the features that they are preparing new versions of it, but the thing where you can’t get out of a window is just too much for me, I think. Maybe my eye is just not right this time, and I’m missing out on something, but you will have to try it out for yourself and be the one to judge. I don’t really get it, but it is probably an update thing. But if you put that aside Pokemon: Off-White has some interesting features to it and promises to be a good game in the upcoming updates. So until then train hard in this version, fuck the shit out of your sexy Pokemon and get the well-needed experience to be the best trainer around. Now go my fellow trainer, and try to catch them all!