PornstarDating Sim

Mr Porn Geek plays Pornstar Dating Sim 

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that reviews games with style and freshness, and today, Pornstar Dating Sim will be no exception. The game loaded for over a minute. As soon as I opened the game, I noticed there were no instructions or indications on how to actually play the game. I pressed “play,” and it offered me to name and customize my character. This is some old school dating sim. Your task is to meet and date well-known Porn stars. Create your personality, improve yourself all the time, earn money for doing various jobs, buy different items, and gifts for these girls.

I made a 99 years old, 200 kilos guy who’s 220cm tall. Let’s see if I can get some bitches on my dick. I’d be very disappointed if I don’t. After all, that’s how I look in real life, he-he. It looks like this game literally mimics real life. You can do anything from eating breakfast to breaking into banks and fucking the security officers. Getting hoes on your dick is quite hard, tho. I managed to hook up after thirty minutes of playing. So, just like real life, hehe!

How the gameplay for Pornstar Dating Sim Works

You open Pornstar Dating Sim on your favorite internet browser. You press “play.” Long length loading screen. We see no tutorials or guidelines, just a bunch of icons that look familiar to us. Press “New Game.” You choose your name, weight, height, and age. Press “Go Ahead.” Now, you select your social status. Do you want to be a student, teacher, doctor, soldier, athlete, Mason, businessman, or a playboy?

You then allocate your stats into strength, knowledge, speed, charm, and potency. Ultimately, you choose your dominant nature. It can be either brave, criminal, dreamer, intelligent, perverted, playful, smart, selfish, shy, or sociable. So, now you start. Choose a location. Each location offers you a place to hook up, earn money, or educate yourself. Or just waste time for points. You can sleep and replenish your energy whenever you want. Any actions consume energy. Some jobs or operations require specific items you buy with your hard-earned money. You can’t hook up without buying gifts or paying for date locations that cost money, of course. EXACTLY LIKE REAL LIFE. I assume the point of the game is to get money, get educated, fuck bitches, deal drugs.

My Actual thoughts about Pornstar Dating Sim

I am not quite sure if this game is a good role model for teenagers. It takes a while ’till you finally get to see bitches naked, let alone fuck ’em. For a wanker like me, this game is too long. I did not manage to fuck a lady, to be honest. Does that say anything about me? Am I a lousy seducer? I would love to know if any of you wankers manage to do it. Let me know how long it takes you, as well. Anyway, as I said, this isn’t the game you’re looking for if you just want a quick wank.

If you are looking for a long story and a hard-earned masturbation series. Play Pornstars Dating Sim. Go to college. Earn the bread. Buy the gun. Get into a gang. Sell drugs. Rob the bank. Meet a nice lady. Turn your life around. Have kids. Invest. Re-sell. Grow old. Tell your kids stories. Watch them grow. Outlive your friends & wife. Leave a perfect world for your kids. Okay, you can’t do those things in this game. But I look forward to the sequel.