Premium Strip Poker

Mr. Porn Geek plays Premium Strip Poker

Mr. Porn Geek is an entity that has sworn to give you a useful review of games while making sure you get the best experience in the long run and reviewing Premium Strip Poker will not miss out being my prisoner of war either. As soon as the game opened, I waited for the download to finish, I noticed there were no instructions on how to actually play the game, but that was not a problem I love a challenge. As the game started, I just clicked a few buttons, and by reviewing a few of these types of games, I quickly got the gist of it.

The game looks like it’s meant to be played by naughty little people that were horny in one period of their life and are horny even now, but now they just stop by from time to time to ease the pain of the past. The name Strip Poker sounds precisely what the game is offering, so no surprise there, but there is a catch now, it says PREMIUM in the front. You don’t need to try out the game to know what’s going on here, but this guy right here loves reviewing games, I will try it out. Continue reading to hear what Mr. Porn Geek has to say about this.

How the gameplay for Premium Strip Poker works

Premium Strip Poker loads. A screen appears. You imagine that you have actual money in the bank account and that you can actually bring a hot girl to play this kind of game with.  It doesn’t matter if you can’t because here you can play out that fantasy. She’ll undress if you win anyway. You get money for free of course, and you can spend it any way you like as long as it is on playing with the girls. Let’s push some buttons. You start by choosing how much money you want to bet.

Ten, a hundred or a thousand dollars or even more? Let’s start slow, or you know what? Fuck it! Invest it all, and try your luck, you can always go back and do a re-run. Let’s do it. When you win money, a sound informs you that you have won this round and as things naturally go in strip pokers it is the ladies’ turn, isn’t it? I bet relentlessly and in the end, lose my money, but I am happy again, and Premium Strip Poker is going to be played once more. New game. All in. I win a significant amount of money. That is also a possible thing here. I have earned a significant amount of money. Yes, I am rich, and now Mr. Porn Geek can retire! So long, suckeeeers!

My actual thoughts about Premium Strip Poker

My first impressions Premium Strip Poker wasn’t that exhilarating, except for the fact that I am filthy rich now. But when I think about it, the game fulfils what it is meant to fulfill and is what you might expect from a game likes this. For me, it didn’t do much, but for someone that loves playing games like this, this isn’t such a bad game to play if you are bored. The design of the game is good but boring, and you can’t expect many options, it is just because this game is like that and you can’t think that there will be some mind-boggling features.

There is an exquisite brunette in the game that looks pretty good, and the moment you start winning, she starts undressing what a surprise, right? You can try out this game for a fixed amount of time, but don’t expect Premium Strip Poker to show you something you have not seen before. It is nothing you couldn’t pass on and say, meh, I have seen better. But for a game that is thought out to be less than complicated, it is a cute tittle where you can win significant amounts of money, and it has a PREMIUM tag on it, so it has a little more pizzaz than the other ones.