Princess Peach Sex Slave

How the gameplay for Princess Peach Sex Slave Works

You open Princess Peach Sex Slave on your favorite internet browser. You press “play.” You meet your dream girl. You never knew you liked Peach from Super Mario that much. Only two options are “start” and “insert cheat code.” You’re not a cheater, are you? Press play. YOU ARE BOWSER, KING OF THE KOOPAS – appears on your laptop screen in your bed on a cold summer night with your window wide open while your parents yell at each other in the other room. You shouldn’t be playing video games this late.

You captured Princess Peach!  After a short intro notifying you had won Princess Peach, you see yourself in a dark, cold dungeon with the princess herself. Time is running out, and the Italian brothers are coming for you! You have a lot of options, from talking to tentacle sex (exclusive to the paid version). Ah, I knew this is a pay-to-win game, as well. On the right side of your screen, you have Princess Peach’s stats. Health, happiness, and resistance. Obviously, you want to lower her guard with the given options (resistance) while not plummeting her happiness and health. Otherwise, she will literally kick your ass and you lose. Oh, and if you are too slow, the Italian Mafia brothers Mario and Luigi come and kick your ass and fuck Peach, you loose again.

My actual thoughts about Princess Peach Sex Slave

Good graphic designers for Princess Peach Sex Slave. Characters are spot on. Once more, developers know what teen boys want. I feel like Princess Peach is the most popular sex figure out of any classic between teen boys. Interactive, nice monologue, exquisite porn artwork, each option has its own artwork drawn and illustrated. Wait, they don’t draw this. They stole every single piece of artwork!!! This is then, a very negatively oriented review.

They could’ve stolen some music tunes then as well. But they did not bother. Anyway, the game did make me hard, though. I guess it is all that matters. If you are you into Peach (or Bowser, you freak), this is most likely the best game you could possibly play. A lot of storytelling really adds up the heat and inflates my balloon. But, if you’re just up for a quick wank before your next Fortnite match, continue searching. If you invest, like, 2-3 minutes into using your brain (unlike me), you could fuck Princess Peach in the ass, bet. The interesting part is, you can’t win in Princess Peach Sex Slave. You either kill the princess or Mario and Luigi break in and beat your ass.