Pussymon 2

MrPornGeek reviews Pussymon 2

I guess Pokemon can make a transition into XXX genre? To be honest, I have no idea how would that be possible or who would the characters be in such a setting. Whenever someone mentions Pokemon, sex is probably the last thing I think of. Still, Pokemon is one of the largest entertainment franchises in the world, and when a XXX parody becomes available, I have to do it justice and review it. Some of you guys are fans, so let’s see what this title, Pussymon 2, has to offer. Not really a creative title to be frank, but I have seen worse over the years. Check out my Pussymon 2 review for the info on gameplay, graphics and of course sex. No time to waste, so let’s get started with the review.

Pussymon 2 – Gameplay

The game loads rather quickly and in no time you are ready to play. Choosing a new game will take you to the intro, where the setting of the game is explained. It seems that the Dragon Queen needs your help, and she has asked you to join a Pussymon Tourney. Unfortunately, it is not easy to get in. Your only help is Lara, who can put in a good word for you and get you into the tournament. For that, she wants 8 Pussymons for herself. This is where the gameplay kicks off. You are given a map of the town, and you need to explore it for Pussymons to capture. There is a hotel where you recuperate your energy levels, a hospital where you can buy potions and cure yourself, a gym where you can train and a ranch where you can earn money. From there on the game plays like a mixture of a platform game and first-person adventure. During your exploration of the map, you will get jumped by Pussymons, which you have to defeat in combat and capture. There is not much more to it. Just a dull procession of exploring the map and hoping to get jumped. I was bored out of my mind after 30 minutes, but I gave it a full hour for the sake of the review before I switched it off. A complete waste of time. I wish that they at least tried to make the Pokemon franchise alluring or sexy, rather than doing this.

MrPornGeek’s final thoughts on Pussymon 2

Well, that was an hour I will never get back. I have to say, the game disappointed me on all levels. I was skeptical from the beginning of how will the Pokemon franchise translate to XXX since there is nothing sexy about it. There is very little to mention here. The graphics were poor, there was no actual sound in the game, and the gameplay was annoying. Quite frankly, the game looks unfinished. I find it extremely hard to find any positives in this one, outside of some Pokemon fans that will gobble up anything related to the franchise. To me, this one is a hard pass. You would be better off spending time on something else than trying to beat this one.