ResidenceofEvil/Facility XXX

Residence of Evil: Facility XXX

Hey there friends – you know who this is, right? Well if not, I’d like to welcome you to the Mr. Porn Geek review platform! I typically devote my time to looking at the best adult websites out there, but as of late, I’ve been playing a lot of games so my readers know about the best titles out there if they want to combine their two favorite passions: sex and video games. On the chopping block this afternoon is Resident Evil – Facility XXX. It comes from Games Of Desire and I’m happy to be writing up a full analysis on it. Want to know if this game is any good or if it falls short of expectations? Not to worry! Read on and Mr. Porn Geek will give you his full, professional, high IQ analysis.

Loading up Resident Evil: Facility XXX

You know, I’m going to start this review off with a massive positive point, because I saw something on the splash of Resident Evil: Facility XXX that made me very happy indeed! I’ve noticed over the last few years that more and more adult games lack the ability for you to control volume, but Resident Evil: Facility XXX has a mute option in the top right-hand corner that you can mash immediately if you so desire. Just note that pressing it once will lower the volume in half and then once again will completely mute the title. This is pretty much perfect as far as I’m concerned, so a big thumbs up to the guys behind this game for putting this simple quality of life feature front and center for all of the punters playing at home.

When you want to get through to the actual game, hit the ‘play’ button and you’ll be taken through the back story of what Resident Evil: Facility XXX is actually about. I do like games that have plots – especially those that are parodies of original series. Yes, for those of you who don’t know, Resident Evil is a huge franchise that has had multiple games associated with it for many, many years. Hell, I remember playing Resident Evil back on the PS1 of all devices! Nostalgia aside, you’ll find that the government sent in a woman by the name of Jill Valentine to see what was happening at a hidden facility called Umbrella. After entering the premises, she’s greeted by a woman in the security room!

Playing Resident Evil: Facility XXX

The screen will now change to be inside the security section of Umbrella. If you hadn’t quite realized this was a porn parody, I think the fact that both girls have their tits bouncing all over the place is a pretty big giveaway. They’re also stacked in the titty department – I haven’t seen this much sweater meat in quite some time. Continue through the dialog boxes and be sure to pay attention to what’s said – the plot here is quite important and you don’t want to get a surprise down the road because you weren’t reading what was put in front of you! I know, I know – having to go through an essay to play a porn game is hardly fun, but I promise it won’t take you that long to understand the theme and purpose of Resident Evil: Facility XXX. It’s just the bare minimum so you’re not going in naked and being confused as fuck. Believe me, Mr. Porn Geek has played plenty of games that turn into text adventures and this isn’t one of them.

Deeper pleasure from Resident Evil: Facility XXX

What will eventually happen is that one of the experiments at the facility will escape – the size of his cock should let you know that this dude means serious motherfucking business! He quickly grabs the brunette and this is when your input is finally valid: you get to choose the pace at which she gets fucked. Just like most sex simulation titles, you’ll start off slow and as the pace builds up, the ability for you to go harder is offered. The pleasure meter on the right-hand side of the game will fill up over time and when it’s maxed out, the ability to cum will be unlocked. I must say, I quite enjoyed seeing those great tits bounce all over the place, although I do wish that the socks were just a little bit higher – that would make me a very happy man indeed! When you do cum, it’s a creampie: just what the doctor ordered! The test subject will then collapse and you’ll find yourself having to do the same thing with the redhead! To be honest, that’s all you really need in terms of a guide here: the rest should be easy enough for you to follow.

My criticisms of Resident Evil: Facility XXX

If I had to offer up criticism here, what exactly would that be? For starters, I think character selection would be quite nice. I know, they’ve got a franchise here to be concerned about, but would it really be that terrible if the Resident Evil thing wasn’t actually a part of the game? Mr. Porn Geek is pretty convinced that it would function just as it did before! I want options such as the ability to change the woman’s hair color, body shape and that type of thing. Don’t get me wrong, I love big tits, but if I’m going to be fucked by some experiment, give me a petite slut any day of the week for that!

The Mr. Porn Geek conclusion on Resident Evil: Facility XXX

That just about does it for me here – I think as far as sex simulation titles go, this isn’t all that bad. The plot is reasonable, although your interaction is somewhat limited in the first parts of the game. Perhaps a few dialog options as you go through would be a nice touch, even if the outcome is exactly the same. I also think that the game was a little too dark – maybe it’s just my monitor playing tricks or something, but upping the brightness was something I had to do. Okay gang – that’s all Mr. Porn Geek has to say on Resident Evil: Facility XXX. Cheers for reading and come back any time you need fresh recommendations on the sexiest games the Internet has to offer.