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We all have that one hot co-worker we wish we could see naked, and SexSim: Girls Night is basically the best case scenario of what could happen if you were to actually get that co-worker over to your place. This is one of the hottest free games I’ve played in a long while, and the premise is super-hot and basically one of my biggest real-world fantasies come to life. Seriously, the only thing that would make this game hotter would be if the businessman (me) came home early and added some good dick into the mix. Hopefully they make a sequel to this game soon, because that’s something I would definitely enjoy playing even more than I enjoyed playing this one. And trust me, I enjoyed this one a whole lot.

The Premise Of The Game:

You’re a businessman going out of town for work and you’ve asked your hot coworker Vanessa to housesit for you.  While you’re away, Vanessa invites her equally hot girlfriend Ulani over for some hot lesbian action all over your house. It’s a shame you missed the show…or did you?

Since you’re an undercover genius, you set up a bunch of surveillance cameras all over your house to catch, uh, burglars in the act, and instead get a front row seat as these slutty lesbians make each other cum over and over again. Now, instead of fapping it to porn, you get to watch Vanessa and her girlfriend finger each other, lick each other’s pussies, and fuck each other with the strap-on you conveniently left in the closet for them to find. Even hotter still, you get full control over what they do and how they do it.

Now About The Players:

You – the brilliant, tech-savvy businessman who just needed someone to watch his house and instead got a live action lesbian sex show. Vanessa – the hot coworker. She’s blonde and slender, with huge tits, perfect nipples, a round ass, and a perfectly poundable pussy. She spends the entire game completely naked expect for glasses and a pair of knee-high socks which makes her even hotter. She almost looks like a video game version of Uma Thurman.

Ulani: Vanessa’s beautiful, brunette girlfriend who is the perfect co-star for your homemade lesbian porn/surveillance video. With short hair, huge tits and long legs, she’s the perfect companion to the very horny and very slutty Vanessa. She fingers and eats pussy like a champ, and she knows how to handle a strap-on like the hot, unsuspecting little pornstar she is now.

Sex Sim Is A Fun As It Is Simple

The game is simple and easy-to-play with one hand, which is good since that’s the whole point of playing a porn video game in the first place. Basically all you do is start the game and tell the girls what to do. You have full control over what happens, and the game does give you some non-sex related options too though its game over and you have to start all over at that point.

If you’re going to play this game and really want to blow your load fast, I HIGHLY recommend using the “basement vision” view option when you get it. This means that when the girls are fucking each other on the floor with a strap-on, you can watch from underneath using the camera you put in the basement. It’s by far the hottest view in the entire game because you can watch the strap-on going into the pussy that’s getting fucked and still see the other chick’s tits bouncing up and down while she fucks her girlfriend doggy style. This is usually the point in the game where I’m no longer able to hold my load and once you see it you’ll know exactly why.

If you’re feeling particularly lazy, they also have a two-minute recording of the game you can watch if you want to focus less on the controls and more on beating your meat into submission while you watch a couple of hot lesbians fuck each other on your dining room table.

You have the option to watch the game in flash if you want it, and you can adjust the speed so you can watch them fuck fast, slow, or at regular speed. Either one is hot, but watching huge tits bounce up and down at top speed is definitely one of my favorite things on the planet.

You can also watch with the sound on or off which isn’t exactly groundbreaking, I know. I’m only mentioning this because Vanessa’s loud moaning is SUPER hot but really loud so if you’re trying rub one out on the sly, put the sound off. The first time played this I thought the volume was low enough that no-one else in the house could hear it and I was wrong.

Make The Right Choices If You Want Sex

Make the wrong activity choice and its game over which is fine except you have to start over entirely from the beginning which is kind of annoying when you’re on the verge of some hot strap on action and have to go back to when Ulani first gets to the apartment. It’s not the biggest inconvenience in the world because it’s a pretty short game anyway, but still. I’m a busy man with other games to review and fap to, man!

I do wish the game was a little longer because it left me wanting to see more positions, especially with the strap on, but it’s great if you’re looking to rub one out fast.

Final Thoughts on SexSim:

This is a game I’ll definitely play again, especially when I just need something simple that doesn’t require a lot of decision making and skill.  It’s just quick and dirty girl-on-girl sex with amazing graphics, orgasmic sound, and a simple story line that makes you wish you had a co-worker like Vanessa in your office who would be willing to housesit.

I know I already mentioned this, but seriously, “basement view” is one of the hottest fucking things I’ve ever seen and they need to make more porn using this POV because of how goddamn hot it is really.

Review Pros
  • Simple Game Play
  • Very Re-playable
  • Works Great Even on Slower Computers
Review Cons
  • Game Is Not The Most Creative
  • Similar to A lot of other games