Sexy Blackjack

Sexy Blackjack – first impression

I don’t know jack shit about blackjack, but I’m putting my bets on this game, it’s a simple title, and that’s the way I like it. So I presume the gameplay is going to be similar. I’ve noticed that almost everything that has to with betting or playing any game that is offered in Las Vegas is sexualised to a certain degree. Notice that many slots have these girl characters that are there to lure you in to lose your money because you’re a stupid fucking loser that has family problems, so you go in to try your luck. You end up losing all of your money and getting thrown out because you drank too many margaritas. Anyway, I’m guessing this game has something with taking clothes off girls which I’m totally down for.

Sexy Blackjack – Gameplay

It has a simple menu that offers a single-player and even multiplayer mode. Firstly, you design your character; you can choose everything about your character. I named mine “Chad” and made her look like Nicki Minaj because my cock bursts out of my pants when I have the slightest thought about her. You can choose your character’s eyes, hair, skin tone, and the way she’s dressed. I dressed my character like a maid that has latex leggings. The fact that I could make my own girl made me beyond excited it made me HORNY. This is a principle that many other porn game developers should look up to.

When I started playing blackjack, I didn’t know what the fuck was going on so I just clicked randomly and I fucking lost. That when the “game over” screen appeared and that was pretty much it. I was expecting my character to get banged or something similar, but I was only given the option to try again. As I tried again I slammed my dick on the keyboard until I got it right, I won, I actually won something, after feeling less depressed I saw that I was given another option, an option to FUCK; and as soon as I clicked on it I was given a girl to use all my desired toys on her.

My favorite toy was a chainsaw-type that had rubber tongues that are rotating and are simulating pussy licking. Once pushed to the girl’s vagina, it was a really pleasing sight. Then you have a couple more options; you can fuck her mouth, ass, pussy, suck her tits with tittie suckers and use the tongue chainsaw. It’s a neat mechanic that makes you horny, and when you’re masturbating, you can always change the intensity of the toys. When you lose a point in blackjack, one clothing item gets removed from your character.

Sexy Blackjack – my opinion

The design is pleasing and but the blackjack itself I couldn’t review because, as I said, I don’t know jack shit about the card game. The fact that you can design your character is fantastic but the fact that you can’t do anything with her, or even see how she gets fucked when you finish the game is frustrating, that’s the reason I made my character look like Nicki Minaj, so I could watch her getting fucked, and not so I could just watch her getting undressed. Boo, that sucks; but when you get to bang the opposing character, that’s when the fun starts as you can even choose the type of dildo. It can be metal, rubber, or latex. The music is fantastic, as it reminds me of the 70’s or 80’s porno music.