Sexy Occasion

Sexy Occasion: the Mr. Porn Geek review

So today, Mr. Porn Geek is going to be talking all about a brand new porn game that he’s come across. This was actually recommended to me in an email from a loyal fan and he said that my site sucks since I don’t have this game covered! I will just state ahead of time that my readers can often be retarded (no offence, you beautiful disasters) and link me dumb games that just aren’t worth writing about. Still, I promised this dude to give his suggestion a full analysis so he knows whether or not he can pick out the best games on the Internet for porn-minded players. With that said, let’s jump into the mix and see what Sexy Occasion is all about.

The first session of Sexy Occasion

This game doesn’t actually start with any introduction or splash screen: you’re literally put straight into the game which begins with an anime-styled character in bed (lots of fringe, classic Japan) and a first-person account of what’s going on delivered via text at the bottom of the screen. The male protagonist in Sexy Occasion has quite a square body and seems like a bit of a twink to me. His nose also wasn’t obvious in the first rendered image, so I don’t know what’s going on there! Anyhow, this stud finds himself waking up in bed (single pillow – my kinda guy!) and slightly confused about the situation he’s in. See, he can’t remember exactly how he ended up falling asleep – short term memory loss, or something!

Click anywhere within the text box to continue through the dialog. One thing I disliked was the fact that while your mouse cursor flashes ‘next’ wherever it is in the game window, you can’t actually do it unless you’re inside the text area. This makes absolutely no sense to me: either have everything be clickable (which is how it should be), but if not, disable the flashing animation if they cannot continue through where their cursor is currently located! Small things like this get on Mr. Porn Geek’s nerves and I will be docking points from Sexy Occasion for not being all that polished.

Continue on in Sexy Occasion

The protagonist soon finds out that he isn’t at home and literally has no idea what’s going on. The ceiling has an alleged fire alarm, as well as literally wall and covering as he’s looking around the grey, prison-like environment he’s located in. Turns out that those fire alarms weren’t quite what he expected – every single one of them had a camera inside, so no location in the room was able to be hidden away from the gaze of a lens. Strangely, this stud didn’t think to mention the fact that he’s sleeping next to a sexy anime chick who could very well become his next waifu if the cards are played correctly. Fancy not bringing this to our attention in the very beginning! Just what on Earth is he playing at? Silly boy.

The game will soon zoom in on the female in the room and boy, does she look tasty! Those natural tits look fantastic, as does her small waist and freshly shaven pussy. Not wearing clothes is great as far as I’m concerned – I always love to sleep naked next to Asian broads at every available opportunity. The game will continue on with some unrelated stuff for a while before you click on the tap and the chick finally wakes up. Her face shows that she’s a little bit embarrassed, but chances are that she’s just as confused as to the situation as you are. Thankfully, no clothes are in sight, so she’s going to be staying nude for a long time to come! You might not have the outward appearance of a pervert, but that’s what’s going on in your mind.

The action in Sexy Occasion

This game wouldn’t be much of a sexy occasion unless something happened, right? Well turns out that you just can’t get enough of those fantastic tits, so you jump on over and start to suck on them unannounced. She responds that you make her feel ‘sweet’, although I’m not quite sure that’s the word the writer had in mind – could just be a typo! The game soon transitions into an animation-themed title which is pretty great: I wasn’t expecting any moving parts but that’s exactly what you get! Suck on those titties and give them all of the attention they deserve. This girl’s down to fuck and isn’t going to stop you from getting her nice and wet before you decide to fuck that sweet, barely legal pussy!

My recommendations for Sexy Occasion

Okay, so what are my recommendations here at Sexy Occasion? I’m a porn critic after all, which means I should make suggestions! Firstly, allow customization of the female in question: let me change her breast size, hair color, personality and that type of thing. Those types of additions to games aren’t exactly difficult but the sooner they’re included, the better. I also noticed that there’s censorship of genitals here – that might fly with the Japanese players, but since this game is in English, I expect the content to follow with our traditions and customs. That means get rid of the damn pixels because we want a full look at that pussy and cock action!

Sexy Occasion: My conclusion

When all is said and done, how does Mr. Porn Geek stack Sexy Occasion up against the alternative games out there? Well, firstly – this is much more of an animation that you have to reach thresholds for in clicking and that type of thing. That’s not bad, but the interactive element is somewhat lacking. This comes across more like a cinematic as opposed to anything else, which again – totally fine. It’s never going to win awards for being the best adult game out there, but I think the plot is interesting enough that some people will jerk off over it without hesitation. So yeah: it’s getting the seal of approval from Mr. Porn Geek. Cheers for reading and happy squeezing folks – remember to come back when you need the best porn games suggested to you! I’ve got hundreds that I’ve reviewed and they’re all fantastic.