Shinobi Girl

Mr. Porn Geek plays Shinobi Girl

Have you heard of Shinobi Girl before? Are you interested in the quality of this adult game and want the opinion of an expert? Well then – let’s just say that you’ve come to the right place for exactly that! I’m Mr. Porn Geek and I’ve devoted my entire life to understanding the ins and outs of the best places to go online for jerking off. I’ll be looking at Shinobi Girl here since I’ve made a recent push toward being an expert on the topic of adult games too! That means that if you’d like to know what’s what when it comes to Shinobi Girl and what it has to offer, you can continue reading for the full, high IQ analysis.

The introduction of Shinobi Girl

I do just want to state for the record that Mr. Porn Geek is playing version 2.10 of this game – it does have active development (from what I can tell) and I’ll be sure to update my links as and when it’s required for the newest patches. You can also get a Japanese version of this game, although I’ll be playing the English one since it comes uncensored (I’m not into the whole pixilation thing). Okay, I think I’ve got everything covered here, so let’s hit the ‘ok’ button on the intro page and copyright notice to get our asses into Shinobi Girl! I hope you’re as excited as I am.

Shinobi Girl: splash screen

Once you’ve got yourself to the splash screen, you’ll see that you’ve got 4 main options to select: how to play, game start, password and then an ‘options’ box in the top right-hand corner. Mr. Porn Geek is going to look at the options first, since this is generally a good place to begin any gaming review! It’s quite a comprehensive box to be honest: you’ve got different sliders for sound effects and voice, a difficulty level option, the ability to disable animations and even bump up the quality if your PC is capable of handing it. Since Mr. Porn Geek is on a pretty modern system, he’ll be loading up the ‘best’ version of this game: his 970 – although somewhat outdated – ought to be able to handle it without an issue!

If you’ve never played Shinobi Girl before, you might be wise for you to select the ‘how to play’ option. This will give you the basic controls and a little bit of information on which each button does. Do note that this is a classic side scroll title, so if you’ve played things like Super Mario or Shovel Knight before, you’ll know what you’re supposed to be doing. Perhaps my favorite button here is the ‘masturbation’ key, which you can hit if you need to recover hit points. The Japanese always come up with the most extreme and interesting ideas for porn games – that’s something you’ve really got to give them credit for. If an idea in a video game is crazy, wild, strange or something else entirely, it’s probably coming from the homeland of sushi, Anime and tentacle porn.

My first play through of Shinobi Girl

When the game loads up, you’ll want to press D on your keyboard so you can transition through the level to reach your goal. Note that there are several enemies on the way – each of which is trying to get inside your pussy by various methods. I quite enjoy the fact that when you’re caught by them, you’ve got to smash the buttons on your keyboard to the left and right in order to escape. Mini games like this are always fun, although I think if you’ve got a disability or something, that’s going to be quite the pain in the ass to handle. Turns out that I ended up getting caught around 4 to 5 times in the first level alone. Sometimes when you’re hit, you’ll also be stripped of some of your clothing. Come to think of it, a tactical player might choose to do this so his sprite has her tits hanging out – not a bad move!

Once you’ve cleared the stage, a new one will start immediately after – I completed this one and yup: the same thing happened again. New enemies will appear though, as well as fresh erotic scenes where the enemy fucks you over and over in a huge range of positions. It’s funny how even in the game-over screen, the pleasure of your character will increase and her facial expression too while she’s being fucked. I think for some guys, they’re going to actually want to lose from time to time just to hit these screens – if you’re into hentai babes taking big cocks and going wild as they’re filled up with cum, you’re going to love this.

What I disliked about Shinobi Girl

Look, I’m not a noob when it comes to video games, but Shinobi Girl is actually a tough game to play and get good at. I discovered pretty early on that jumping over enemies was a good step forward, but the hitboxes for battling are a little bit of a pain and you will get caught up from time to time in a locked animation. I don’t think the mechanics here are quite as polished as they ought to be – I’d also like to see more fluid movement and the ability to dodge enemies using a variety of tools. Kicking them just seems weird – give me a Katana or something goddammit!

My conclusion on Shinobi Girl

As far as side scroller games go, Shinobi girl isn’t all that terrible. It still has a long way to go before Mr. Porn Geek gives it the ultimate seal of approval, though. I’d like to play this game when it has a few more patches under its belt and the content is really polished. Also, a storyline or two wouldn’t go amiss – this is a Japanese game and you’re telling me they don’t develop the plot first? Crazy! A reasonable game that most people will enjoy, but yeah – you might have more fun with the alternatives Mr. Porn Geek has reviewed.