SimBro

MrPornGeek checks out SimBro

SimBro is an odd game. I’ve been playing this game for a while now, and there is way too much other shit to do in this game other than fuck! The game starts with you back in your family mansion after everyone died (probably from playing this boring game) and you are in debt and need to make money. You have this big house, so you decide to make a brothel out of it. A nice lady called Alice says she’ll help you and if you’re anything like me, you try and fuck Alice straight away. Alice is a little bitch and doesn’t want to, and this goes on for a long time!

So far, I haven’t left the room I started this game in, I have seen one pair of boobs, and the only sex action I’ve seen is my character playing with herself (I’d have been fucked if I chose to play as a bloke). So far, all I have done in this game is try and start a brothel and bash buttons, and not in the good way! Hopefully, this game bets better, because I want to see some cartoons fuck!

The design of SimBro

I’m not a fan of the shitty graphics on SimBro, it just feels way to Sega for me. For a game that is all about porn, the tits look strange. I would say the same about the pussy, I am sure, but I haven’t actually seen one yet. I have no idea how the fuck to get out of this room! The graphics of this game just feel like a mobile game. I have no idea if SimBro is a mobile game, but with all this button bashing and shitty graphics, it would be the perfect mobile game.

I think the problem with SimBro is that there are so many sexy games online and this isn’t one of them! Every day my character wakes up and plays with her pussy sat on the chair that I started the game on because I don’t understand how the fuck to get the fuck out of this room I am in! And every day I have to watch from afar as this cunt of a woman who won’t get off her fat ass plays with her pussy, and then I can’t find out where the fuck to go because this button bashing piece of cunt game won’t give me any hints!

SimBro – the game

Apparently, SimBro has cheats and if anyone has these, let me know. I am sick of tired of this cunting room on this game. I am on day 6 of this game, I haven’t left this room, I haven’t fucked Alice yet, and I haven’t made a brothel. I am supposed to be saving my family mansion from being taken and getting all naughty with working girls, and yet I am still sat in this chair!

I did find a dildo, so that has made the playing easier for my character, but other than that, I am no further along in this game at all! I just don’t get it, it is just a button-bashing game, how the fuck can I be this bad at it. And if this is the game then SimBro can go and truly fuck themselves. They can crawl inside their own cunt and take out the dildo I found in the chair in the game after I shove it so far up their cunt they taste plastic!

I am sure it’s me. I am terrible at playing games, even sexy games. But a game like SimBro can’t be that confusing, can it?

Additional features for SimBro to consider

Well, I have finally made my first client cum, I am so pleased and relieved that I can now keep my family mansion open by using it as a brothel. I think SimBro would benefit from adding some hints to their game. I dunno, if I turned these off, but fuck me, was it hard to get out of that room and get to fucking. A random box appeared in the top right of the scene and I could suddenly leave my prison and get some dick!

I really don’t like the graphics of SimBro, I know that they can’t do anything about these now the game is made, but it is way too cartoony for me. Also, I don’t really give a shit that my character doesn’t have the money to keep this mansion afloat, why can’t she just be a hooker and go around fucking people? Why does she have to keep this mansion afloat too, there are way too many steps to get to fuck on this game. I don’t hate it now as much as I did when I couldn’t leave that room, but I definitely won’t be trying to build a brothel after this review is over.

The Geeks final thoughts on SimBro

I don’t dislike SimBro as much as I first thought I would. There is far too much button bashing about bollocks that has nothing to do with sex in this game though. It feels like SimBro made a game about a lady going back home to find her family mansion in disrepair and she decides to do something about it and then just before the game was released, they decided to add the sex part in. There is no need for this game to be this complicated, the characters want to fuck, let them fuck.

I also don’t like the graphics of this sex game. As I said, they just make it feel like a mobile phone game, as does the storyline. SimBro just isn’t very fun, I wanted to see some cartoon pussies get deeply fucked by some crazy massive cocks and I end up not being able to get out of a chair for 7 days, and not because I got fucked so hard I couldn’t stand up!