SimplyMindy

Simply Mindy: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

Hey gang – it’s your favorite game reviewer here and in this episode of “Let’s Play the Best XXX Titles Ever”, I’m going to be looking at Simply Mindy. I’ll have to admit that while I sometimes do a lot of research on various releases before reviewing them, this one is being done completely blind. All I will say is that I’m playing on version 3.6.0 – if a newer patch is put out, I’ll be sure to update my link so you’re only getting the freshest updates. Anyway, I just want to go ahead here and jump straight into the review, so continue reading and Mr. Porn Geek will tell you everything you need to know about Simply Mindy.

The Simply Mindy splash screen

When I loaded up this game for the first time, I was presented with a few different buttons that I could press on the splash screen with a large image of a pair of tits right in the middle of the title – not a bad first impression! In the top left-hand corner, Simply Mindy has an FAQ button that you can click on which will take you through to a Blogspot post of all things – just how old is this game? Well it turns out that the entry is at least 3 years old, so I think that Simply Mindy was released a long time ago! Now at the bottom of the game splash, you’ll see two buttons: ‘new’ and ‘load’. I love the fact that the latter option is here: too many times I’ve been playing games and been let down by the fact that you can’t save your progress to come back and continue with later. Basically, props to Simply Mindy ‘

Playing Simply Mindy

I had little choice but to hit the ‘new game’ button, so I did exactly that! You’ll be taken through to a character creation screen where you can fiddle with the 10 points you’ve been given. It’s similar to how in many MMORPGs, you can fill up bars to unlock various things. Everything apart from Morality starts at 1, with Morality actually being 0 (what a sinful slut!). I decided to dump 3 points into fuckability, 3 into cleanliness (no one likes a smelly bitch, right?) and the remaining 4 into durability, since if this broad is going to be fucking, she better be damn well ready to take cock for a long period if time.

Once you’ve allocated your initial points, Mindy will find herself in an unknown location with no idea of what’s going on. Soon, a red guy will introduce himself with an eye patch and horns; he looks like a bit of a loser. You’ll be given a relatively lengthy story that you can skip and then the game starts. This is basically one of those ‘go around the city’ type games where you have to make dialog, monetary and time-based decisions. I figured going to school was a good place to start – education is key, right? After draining my bank for a lesson, I then decided to work a job. You’ve got the choice of things like being a guard or camwhore – these raise your stats and lower others, so be careful what you select!

Overall, I had a pretty fun time playing Simply Mindy: this one kept me busy for about 45 minutes until I decided that I was going to waste too much of my life jerking off to the game. You do get XXX action relatively quickly though, so I guess I could’ve popped off a shot within the first 10 minutes if I really wanted to. The graphics aren’t the best in terms of how modern they are, but for the time period that this was released, they’re pretty good.

Mr. Porn Geek’s final thoughts on Simply Mindy

That just about does it for my review – I’d like to thank you for reading and yeah: I don’t think that Simply Mindy is a terrible game whatsoever. It’s actually quite interesting playing a female protagonist, but you do get the XXX entertainment you expect from a game regardless. The graphics are okay, but like I said – just a bit dated. Overall, something you should try for 5 minutes and if you like it, certainly power on through until the end. Remember that if Simply Mindy doesn’t seem like your kind of game, you can always read my other reviews – I’ve got dozens of alternatives that you’re going to love! Cheers for checking out this analysis and happy hog squeezing!