Slave Lords of The Galaxy

Playing Slave Lords of the Galaxy: Mr. Porn Geek

Okay gang, most games as I’m sure you know like to keep their names short and sweet, but that’s simply not the game here on Slave Lords of the Galaxy: from time to time I’m just going to call this one SLOTG for my sanity, because I’m not the type of person who enjoys typing out lengthy things for no reason! Note that this is a game which claims to contain ‘some non-vanilla sexual fetishes’, so if you’re a straight, up-and-down type of guy that just enjoys normal stuff, look elsewhere! If not, continue reading and Mr. Porn Geek is going to sock it to this review: it’s about to get the full rundown and expert analysis!

First thoughts on Slave Lords of the Galaxy

After loading up SLOTG for the first time and confirming that I’m over the age of 18 (oh man – I’m getting too old for this shit!) I was presented with a menu that had a few different options to pick from. Alongside giving you the option to just start a normal game, you can load up a previous save if you have one handy. Additionally, Slave Lords of the Galaxy has a support button and credits listing if you want to know who’s involved in the creation of it. You can also utilize the cheats section i0f you want to auto-complete some parts of the game. This is an interesting idea and I think it might just be for those who forgot to save and want to get back to the part they were at when they last jerked off while playing Slave Lords of the Galaxy. One final note: Mr. Porn Geek is currently playing version 1.0.1 – I’ll update this page as time goes on to the freshest release though, so don’t you worry about that!

Playing a new game of Slave Lords of the Galaxy

I went ahead at this point and selected ‘play new game’ I’m pumped as all hell to see what this game is like! I picked my name (Wally) and then selected the name of my ship, slave and the safe word I’d utilize. The default safe word is ‘red’, but I instead decided to switch it over to transcontinental, hoping that my sex toy would forget it while I was pounding the hell out of her. Does that make me a bad person? Probably. I know BDSM types get pissed off over that type of thing, but meh: deal with it.

Turns out that you’re a man who ventures all over the world and delivers the very best sex slaves to customers who are willing to part with a few credits in order to get themselves a hot slice of pussy. You’ll jump into the story after a sale and return to what I believe to be Earth – when you enter your bedroom, a sex slave is there, on the floor, with her legs open and facial expression that just says ‘fuck me’. Head around the house/premises and pick up all of the sex toys that you used last week: these can be utilized to teach your slave what it means to be good in the art of submission.

Once you’ve got all of the objects, you can write a few different things on the body of your slave. While I liked the idea of ‘Master’s Only’, I had no choice but to go with ‘Daddy’s Little Pet’: it was too perfect! After a few more options, your slave will be ready and you can fuck her however you wish. Slave Lords of the Galaxy is a game that very quickly jumps into the action, that’s for sure.

My final thoughts on Slave Lords of the Galaxy

At the end of the day, I think how quickly you can jump into the action here is going to be a major selling point for thirsty fans of games that just want to fuck as quickly as possible. I really did enjoy Slave Lords of the Galaxy and although it doesn’t have much complexity to it, you do get to have a say in how the action breaks down. Stellar animation, great anime characters and top-tier sex – need I say more? Play SLOTG – you’re going to love it.