Strip Poker Night

Strip Poker Night – Mr. Porn Geek’s review

Everyone knows that when it comes to poker, Mr. Porn Geek is one of the best folks around for playing that shit and getting paid in money (or pussy) as a result. I’ll have you know that I’ve watched every single one of Doug Polk’s videos and know the ins and outs of the table like nobody’s business. I plan to write up a full review on Strip Poker Night – a game about this very topic – and I don’t think it’s going to be all loosey goosey while holding a sandwich. Memes aside, continue reading down below if you want Mr. Porn Geek’s full expert analysis on this game. It’s going to be a fun one!

The first experience with Strip Poker Night

I do just want to state for the record that Strip Poker Night is being played by me on version 11.70 – this is a relatively recent one and if any new patches are added, I’ll be sure to link to them. Anyhow, Strip Poker Night starts off by mentioning the fact that the game is completely free of charge and open source – pretty cool if you ask me and yeah, quite uncommon to say the very least. You’ve got a settings box in the top left-hand corner that allows you to pick from a bunch of different scenes as well as offers you the opportunity to select how many ‘phases’ you’ll go through. Not the most complicated of options menus, but pretty good, all things considered. I decided to switch over to poolside for the background – I’m fancy like that.

Playing Strip Poker Night

When the game begins, you’ll have the opportunity to pick various things about you. The first is your gender, then the size of your tits or dick, as well as items of clothing that you’d like to wear. You can have up to 8 articles of clothing, which is pretty cool, as well as a more customized experience by using the descriptive tag feature with the bottom right-hand button. This can control things like your eye color, skin tone, hair length and height. Hell, Strip Poker Night even allows you to pick whether or not you’re circumcised: even our friends who’ve endured a particularly strange Jewish operation are able to feel accommodated for! The sky’s the limit with Strip Poker Night.

Once you pick your own attributes, Strip Poker Night gives you the opportunity to select your opponents. There are 4 in total and if you want, you can just hit ‘random’ to have everything done on your behalf. Strip Poker Night also has a preset table feature that lets you pick opponents from various anime, video games and that type of thing. I actually noticed a character by the name of Amalia – she looks like the female Sadida from a relatively unknown French MMORPG by the name of Dofus: she talks about something game-related too when you pick her, so that’s a really nice touch! I loved playing Dofus, but I think this game is going to be a little more … sexual.

Strip Poker Night: dealing the cards

While Mr. Porn Geek is an expert when it comes to No Limit Hold ‘Em, I believe the version of poker played here is 5 Card Stud. The basic premise is that you’re dealt 5 cards and then have the opportunity to pick anywhere from 0 to 5 to throw away: you’ll then be given replacement cards for every single one that you’ve chucked back into the pile. From what I can gather, the person with the worst hand has to take off an item of clothing – everyone else is basically the ‘winner’. This is actually quite interesting, as your strategy here might be more focused on just getting a good hand, as opposed to the best one. I’m not too sure if the person who actually has the best hand wins anything – I guess I’ll keep playing to find out!

More settings at Strip Poker Night

Just a quick tip here: if you’re not too sure on what the game is actually supposed to be about, hit the settings menu in the bottom left-hand corner and you’ll be able to flick on card suggest. This is basically a tool that recommends which cards to switch – quite cool if you ask me. You can also fiddle with the AI turn time, animation speed and some other cool stuff. I’m surprised this wasn’t on the main splash screen: it seems sufficiently useful to let people know about it from the get go! You can also hit the home button if you’re not happy with the current situation, although it’s not exactly hard to win if I’m being honest with you.

My final thoughts on Strip Poker Night

So what’s my conclusion here? I like the text chat boxes throughout the gameplay and the selection of characters you can have fun with. The gameplay is pretty simple and yeah – I wouldn’t be surprised if Strip Poker Night became quite a popular title down the road. The graphics are pretty good and since this project is open source, it’s not exactly difficult to find new updates and even add a little something of your own if you so desire. Overall, Strip Poker Night is a fun game and I do recommend you try it out. Thanks for reading and as always: remember that Mr. Porn Geek is here whenever you need great adult games to play – gambling themed or otherwise!