SummerTimeSaga

Checking out Summertime Saga

Summertime Saga is a really awesome looking game that caters to a crapload of fetishes, so I am sure that most of you kinky fuckers will want to check out this game. However, before you do, I gotta review the bastard. Now, when I first went onto SummertimeSage.com and saw the lovely styling, I was impressed, but that was bloody nothing compared to the rest of my research for this porn game review.

Before I get into this sexy review, I just want to give complete and sexy disclosure, I haven’t played this game for this review. I have places to be, porn sites to review and I didn’t find the time to play Summertime Saga during this review. However, the fact that I will be playing this porn game when I’ve finished reviewing porn sites for you lovely lot today should give you an indication as to how good I think this porn site is. So, let’s delve right into this game and see what the fuck it is all about, shall we?

Summertime Saga – the game

As I just said, I didn’t play this game, but the site for this game goes into a lovely amount of detail about what it is about, what you gotta do, who you gotta fuck and loads more. So, this game is set in a small, suburban town and centres around a young man. This young dude has just started college and is still hurting from the death of his dad. He finds out his dad was in debt to some shady cunts, and that could explain his dad’s sketchy death.

So, that is all the storyline given on Summertime Saga, but it sounds fun as shit! The dude is entering college, so you know out of the games 65 characters a lot of them are going to be sexy as fuck college chicks. Also, the shady cunts, you know some of those are going to be sexy Russian motherfuckers that your character will get to bone! Then you have the mystery of your dad’s death, and you have to pay off his debt, so there is way more than fucking in this game too. There are over 30 locations, and 20 mini-games in this game plus the game’s creators are adding new shit with every update. Oh, and just to add the sexiest of all the cherries to this already very sexy cake, Summertime Saga is completely free. However, you can pledge to these sexy cunts on Pateron, let’s see what that shits like, shall we?

Becoming a Patron of Summertime Saga

When I first starting researching Summertime Saga, I looked through the whole website attached to the game and liked what I saw, I then saw the Pateron thing and decided to see how many Patrons they have. Now, as I said, I ain’t ever played this game yet, but when a game has over 23,000 Patrons giving over $62,000 a month to the game, you know you can’t ignore this shit! The moment I saw these figures, I knew that Summertime Saga was a big deal and a great game. You don’t get nearly $750,000 a year for making a shit game!

If you become a patron of Summertime Saga, you get to vote on content and updates and have early access and stuff, but you get to do something much cooler too. Summertime Saga looks to be one of the best porn games that have come out this year, and it is still under development. That means that Summertime Saga is just going to get better and better. So, by throwing the cunts behind this game a few bucks a month and skipping one cup of coffee from a chain coffee place that doesn’t give two fucks about you, you can keep this game going and make it better. Plus, you can make a crazy cunt with a crazy idea for a game happy as hell!

Something Summertime Saga needs to add to the website!

One thing I will say that Summertime Saga needs (the website, not the game) is a video of the game. It would be dope if Summertime Saga has a video of someone playing the game. They have screenshots of the inside the game which are fantastic and a cool description of the game too, but having a video or someone playing the game would make me more excited about playing it too. No need to get some poor cunt to play the game the whole way through, just have one of the early levels on the site or something. Or create a sexy little trailer for the porn that we can watch on the site. Just something like that will get us kinky cunts excited about the game. This isn’t really anything that is going to affect the score of this porn site review, but it is an addition that I think could generate more players of this hardcore game.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Summertime Saga

Yeah, Summertime Saga is great. I was really fucking impressed with the game. Even though I haven’t played it yet, 23,450 people can’t be wrong. If this sexy lot are giving this explicit game money, then it has to be good. As I said, you don’t reach $62,045 a month on Pateron for making a shit game.

So, I will be playing this game in the not too decent future, and I hope you sexy fuckers do too. Also, if ya do, throw Summertime Saga some love on Pateron. They have made one of the top games in the world for free, and that deserves a few dollars, doesn’t it! Right, I am off to play SummertimeSaga right now, peace out geeks!