Super Sexy Android

Super Sexy Android – the Mr. Porn Geek review

Man, do you remember way back in the day when the word ‘android’ wasn’t associated with the Google-developed operating system? It’s almost as if they’ve overtaken that word now, since whenever I hear it, I immediately think of my old phone that ran it. The reason I bring this up is because Mr. Porn Geek plans to play a game by the name of Super Sexy Android in this review – are you as excited as I am? You ought to be, because all indications would point toward this being a stellar place to enjoy some wild XXX fun. I’m all about pleasure and great gaming entertainment, so let’s get down to business and see what Super Sexy Android has to offer. Read on for my complete, professional, high IQ analysis.

First thoughts on Super Sexy Android

The splash screen here features a preview image of what I assume to be the game, although it’s very much hentai in nature – potentially from an old series that I’m not too familiar with. The guy in the picture has a tiny ass and is quite tanned, whereas the pink-haired slut he’s fucking is rocking a perfect hourglass figure and that classic submissive Japanese pose that we’ve all come to know and love. You only have two buttons here – the option to ‘start’ or check out some other sex games from the same developer. Since I want to get into the mix as soon as possible, your boy smashed that ‘start’ button quicker than he smashed ‘subscribe’ to PewDiePie during the meme wars of 2019.

The Super Sexy Android gameplay experience

So I know what you’re wondering: what actually happens when you hit ‘start’ on this game? Well let me tell you, friend: a small clip will play of an anime scene that appears to feature the pink-haired girl from earlier going down on you and enjoying that big mushroom cock that you’ve got available. The pixilation here is a little on the rough side to be perfectly honest – it doesn’t feel like Super Sexy Android is using much of a modern clip. After just a few seconds, the dude’s cock explodes but because it’s anime, he’s instantly able to get hard again to fuck that tight little pussy. Oh, I forgot to mention that there is sound here, although it’s the original Japanese voice acting – it gets pretty loud and crazy at times, so be prepared for that if you’re on speakers.

After a little doggy style action with this pink slut moaning and groaning, they’ll soon kiss in that standard Japanese fashion where you’re basically sucking on one another’s tongues. Side note: what is it about this make-out approach that guys love so much in Japan? The pink chick is actually a sex android, by the way – you can tell from her eyes and what happens after she’s been fully fucked. She soon starts to finger fuck her own pussy while moaning, even though there’s no one for her to pleasure. Note in the bottom left-hand corner, you’ve got the ability to rewind, pause, play or fast forward the video.

What I think about Super Sexy Android

Okay, well – the reason why I vet games first before reviewing them normally is that from time to time, you’ll come across a title that just isn’t all that good. Super Sexy Android describes itself as being a game, but there are literally no user inputs here at all. I guess the pause and play features are technically buttons, but if we’re going down that road, this would mean that every single tube site – like Pornhub and xHamster – are also games whenever you watch a scene. Bit of a dumb classification and one that I’m not going to buy. Once the video is done, you’ve got no real choice here apart from to play it again or check out other alternative ‘games’. Did the developer here take a nap, or something? You’ve got literally zero interaction and I don’t understand why this is even considered a game in the first place. Mr. Porn Geek can’t really recommend Super Sexy Android to anyone because of this. I mean sure – you do get to watch a full-on hentai scene for around 2 minutes that’s straight from Japan, but this is hardly a new concept, right?

I think what annoys me the most about these types of games is the fact that they’re a complete waste of time. Sure, 10 years ago it might have been reasonable to pack a low-quality hentai clip into a Flash file that someone could access without an issue, but we don’t really need that since tube sites are so big and popular these days. There are dozens of ways to make this interactive too – just by having choices of what goes on next, for instance. Or, you could have a text-based introduction where you select a few options and get to eventually earn the ‘reward’ of the hentai. This is what some other games do where you’ve got to win a certain game, like rock paper scissors or something, so that you feel like you’ve accomplished something and then been given the clip as a prize. Just playing straight hentai isn’t a game – never has been, either.

Conclusion on Super Sexy Android

To describe Super Sexy Android as a game doesn’t make much sense to me. There’s literally no interactive elements here, aside from some basic video controls if you want to watch the action back again. The hentai is good and the sexy android is a great idea for a character, but I’m not here to watch hentai, I’m here to game! Because of that, Mr. Porn Geek isn’t going to recommend Super Sexy Android: you’re much better off playing something else. I don’t want to waste your time with sub-par releases folks, so yeah: go back to the main Mr. Porn Geek game review section and pick out another title instead. I’ve played dozens, if not hundreds of titles over the last year that are far superior to this one. Thanks for reading regardless: I hope you find your next favorite porn game sooner rather than later!