Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2

Mr. Porn Geek plays Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2.

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that reviews games with style and freshness, and today, Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2 will be no exception. In this cool loop, you’ll be able to fuck all your favorite Wii characters. Study shortcut keys, and you’ll find out how to stop only on one character and enjoy it as much as possible. Ah, another one of those scene selectors. These aren’t really the type of “games” I like to review, but I am NOT a quitter.

I’d review a picture in a thousand words if needed. Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2 is a scene selector based on popular Wii characters that are animated to appeal to the horny teen boys and girls who play these games throughout their best years. Yes, everyone fantasizes about fucking Pokemon trainers, Peach, Pokemons themselves, etc… Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2 is a compilation consisting of every single moderately popular female character in the history of Wii games. Looking at the comments, there doesn’t seem to be any negative ones. A reason for them really doesn’t exist. The game looks like it’s been worked on and polished for years. Especially looking at the “v5.2” part of the name.

How the gameplay for Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2 works?

You open Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2 on your favorite internet browser. You wait 10-20 seconds for it to load, depending on your PC. It’s quite simple. You get a list of commands/shortcuts so you can use your right hand to jack off and left hand to switch through scenes. There are thirteen different characters, and each has twelve sex positions offered. That adds up to an astonishing number of hundred-and-fifty-six total scenes that had to be animated and hand-drawn.

Each of the scenes and characters has its own tune that was recorded for the game exclusively. This is most likely the go-to scene selector if you just want to jack off to your favorite Wii character without having to go through a story or any gameplay. You just load the game, click on your favorite character, click on your ideal position, and lay back & enjoy. Some of the positions include missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, anal cowgirl, reverse anal cowgirl, tit fucking, sucking-dick, tit fucking and sucking dick at the same time, etc…

My actual thoughts on Super Wii Scene Selector v5.2

As I mentioned earlier, I really do not like reviewing scene selector “games” because there’s nothing really to talk about. No story, no gameplay. This is a rare exception since it has so many hand-drawn, animated, and tuned scenes. I am well known for telling developers on flash games that they’re wasting their talent and potential on some shitty company’s games, but this here is an example of talent put to good use. Well, maybe they could’ve, you know, animated something more useful.

This is the best scene selector I had ever seen & reviewed. I can say that I’ll bookmark this game for when I’m craving some Pokemon pussy or ass. I mean, who knows? Maybe Pokemon Go becomes popular again. This game would skyrocket if it does. I need to talk about music more. Every tune is based on its respective characters’ song but remastered into a more ‘kinkier’ version. It’s awe-inspiring and amazing. I can assume at least three hundred hours of development was invested in sounds, drawings, and animations alone. I really wish these developers would make a real game, not a scene selector. I wish this review gets sent to them and changes their perspective on what teen boys (and some adults) want.