TheSexGame2

The Game: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

A few weeks ago I got around to writing up a review on a game by the name of ‘TheSexGame’. Today, I’ll be looking at the sequel, which conveniently has the name of TheSexGame2 – surprising, I know. I had mixed feelings about the prequel to this one, so I’m interested to see what the more updated version gives us. As you well know, Mr. Porn Geek is on a quest to find the best of the best when it comes to world-class adult games – that’s why he’s going to sit down for around an hour in this review and tell you what’s what when it comes to the game. Feel like learning more? Then stick around bucko – I’m going to spill the beans and then some.

First thoughts on The Game

When you run the game for the first time, you’ll find yourself immediately put into a situation where you’re a jet ski. There’s a woman up front who seems to be pretty happy and a dude behind that you’ll be taking on the role of. At the top of the screen, you’ll see that The game shows you a quick dialog box that states the blonde bombshell up front is a little bit hungry – she wants to know if there’s anything back at the dock to munch on! Since you’re an alpha, you’re not all that interested in taking a break to go have some lunch, which is why you’ve got a few options in the text boxes below to say. These include greats like ‘We have some pussy for you to eat’ and ‘Why did I let you drive’. I’m not quite sure there’s pussy available here, though – just where on Earth is it?

Anyway, I selected that option and before I knew it, the screen transitioned over to two sexy babes locked into a 69. They appear to be on a wooden deck with a few people around them watching – pretty hot if you ask me. The girl asks if anyone wants to fuck her and yup – you’ve got to decide what the appropriate response is. Since Mr. Porn Geek is playing a porn game, he figured that ‘Let me in your pussy!’ was a far superior reply than ‘I think we should go swimming.’. Although I’m very much a fan of jumping into the water and having a little bit of a dip, whenever I’m given the opportunity to fuck a girl, you better believe that I’m going to take it without a moment’s thought!

Further into the game

The scene transitions again – this time, you’ll see a blonde minx with great tits being railed on an orange plastic table. As much as I enjoy this, I think a more solid wooden structure would’ve been better. The way that thing wobbles all over the place is less than impressive – Mr. Porn Geek needs a stable foundation if he’s to take a slut doggy style. Anyhow, if you continue on through the various dialog options, The game will eventually have a bunch of guys fucking chicks at the same time. As a side note, if you’re a little distracted by the noise, feel free to hit the mute button up in the top left-hand corner. This will allow you to concentrate on the action as opposed to any annoying sounds. This game is also very much into showing you group sex, so if you’re someone with a passion for gangbangs, don’t hesitate with loading this particular title up.

The bad bits of the game

I’m not going to just sit here and praise a game if I think it’s a little bit poor – I certainly feel as if game just isn’t as good as other titles out there. I mean, it’s all well and good seeing these naughty whores fucking, but the entire basis of the game is just a little bit ridiculous. For a start, the ‘reward’ here isn’t really skill-based: all you have to do is not pick the retarded option and you get to watch the sex unfold. My only question is why anyone would want this video to be gated behind choices when you can just watch porn clips instead. I mean, it’s not as if getting your hands on HD XXX videos is that hard – I’ve reviewed dozens of tube sites that allow you to do exactly that. It might be the case that this game was released a long time ago – far from the period where tube sites started to become big and popular.

Look, I think if you’re going to make a porn title, you actually have to challenge the people so that they feel rewarded for making correct decisions and winning. There’s no element of that here, it’s just an annoying road block between you and the content that you want to watch. The game is exactly like its predecessor and I can see that they’ve done nothing to remedy the issues of the first title. Mr. Porn Geek appreciates the effort, but if you want to make it big in the world of porn video games, you need to do a lot more than just put in effort.

Final thoughts on the game

So yeah – when all is said and done, Mr. Porn Geek believes that this game probably isn’t worth you playing. I’ve reviewed hundreds of games over the years and I think the alternatives I’ve put together are a lot more enjoyable in the grand scheme of things. I have provided a link on this page so that if you want to play the game, you can – I’m just going to recommend that you don’t. The far better choice – one for folks who have over 200 IQ – is to go back to my archive page of the game reviews and pick something else out instead. It fell short of expectations: avoid it unless you’ve played literally everything else out there.