Uddertale

Uddertale: the Mr. Porn Geek review

Everyone knows that when it comes to great porn game reviews, few people do it better than I do. Today, I’m going to be looking at a game called Uddertale – I don’t think I need to tell you where the title of this particular parody came from! If you’re not too sure though, the game is based on Undertale: an incredibly popular RPG released back in September of 2015. I haven’t played that game in a number of years, but I’m excited to see just how good the porn parody version is. So, without further ado, let’s get down to business and write up a full analysis on Uddertale!

First thoughts on Uddertale

I will just quickly note for the record that Mr. Porn Geek is playing version 1.0.0.8 – don’t worry though, I’ll be sure to update the link that I’ve got here if a more recent patch is deployed. No one can accuse me of not going above and beyond in the pursuit of giving people a great porn gaming platform when I deliver the freshest links around! Anyhow, Uddertale will begin with a bit of an introduction as to how you found yourself to be in your current position. I should mention that Uddertale is quite a bit text focused for the first few minutes: just read what it’s saying and then you’ll be able to actually play the game. Setting the plot and scene is important for adult titles like this – don’t skip that shit thinking that it’ll benefit you, because it won’t!

Your first decision in Uddertale will be related to how you respond to the big tit, blue-eyed beauty that you find yourself talking to. Since I’m a nice guy, I decided to say that ‘I love it!’, although I can appreciate the ‘Lady, I barely know you’ option for folks out there that want to react in a realistic fashion. Once you find out that the pie is burning, you’ll have the ability to move around the house using your mouse cursor with an eye appearing whenever you mouse over something you can interact with. Note that you can also hit the volume button in the bottom left-hand corner if you don’t want to listen to the music. It’d be nice if this was a slider, but yeah – porn parody games don’t always have the greatest functionality in my experience.

At the bottom of the screen, you can switch your hand to be something other than ‘look’ if you’d prefer. For instance, hitting the ‘take’ option will then give you interactive options for the plant, door and cabinet – although you won’t actually grab them since they’re not something you can put in your inventory! Since I was told by that chick not to enter her bedroom, I figured that was the smartest step forward. Looks like she doesn’t have a window here – that’s not good, is it? Gotta have that sunlight pounding in if you want to stay nice and healthy! Saying that, I suppose that everyone reading this at home is jerking off in a room without lights, so meh, who cares?

Further gameplay at Uddertale

Uddertale will continue on and you’ll want to try and interact with as much stuff as possible – the more items and goodies you have, the better.  That first room is particularly questionable too: it’s crazy what she does. I mean, who documents their poop cycles with this level of attention? Talk about wild! You can also look at the book shelf and drawer which contains a few other interesting items. Too bad you can’t pick up the shit diary and use it to blackmail Miss Milkers – that’s what I’d be doing if I had half the chance! When you enter the right-hand room from the main screen, you’ll be able to finally grab an item: select the ‘take’ tool and highlight the chest behind the lamp shade – you’ll pull out a condom!

This is slightly disappointing though – I can’t be the only guy who expects to be able to raw dog in his fantasies. No one wants to use a condom when they get down and dirty, right? Putting it in sans sleeve is the best way to fuck and the fact that this game has condoms is just crazy as far as I’m concerned! Hopefully I’ll be able to sell it, or trade it, further down the line for something more interesting or useful. Your boy isn’t about to fuck a bitch in a porn game with his cock all wrapped up and safe. Note that you can also pick up a sock from the clothes area if you want it – not sure how this will be useful in the future, but it sure beats a damn condom.

My dislikes of Uddertale

So, what do I dislike when it comes to Uddertale? First and foremost, I’d argue that the options here are very limited. I want volume control, I want sound effect options – all that good stuff, you know? The graphics are fine, but I think the color grading could do with just a little bit of work. Leisure Suit Larry is actually one of those that had really good color schemes even though it was also a low-pixel title – take a leaf out of that series if you want to know how to grade a project!

Conclusion on Uddertale

After playing Uddertale for around an hour, I’m happy to go ahead here and recommend that you try it out yourself. Further down in the game, you’ll be doing stuff like eating pie, being sexually dominated and that type of thing. Tori turns out to be quite the dominatrix and she’s not too keen on you breaking all of the rules that she set up. I hope you like being a naughty boy, because that’s exactly what you are when you’re in the hands of this white minx and her big old tits! Anyway folks – that’s all I’ve got time for, so I’d like to thank you for reading and yeah: good luck enjoying all of the great content offered at Uddertale.