Undress Me

Mr. Porn Geek plays Undress Me

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that reviews games with style and freshness, and today, Undress Me will be no exception. You can choose one of three sexy girls and start playing the game. You have to be very quick and catch falling bottles of beer. As more you catch as more naked places on her body, she will show you. But don’t miss any of them. This right here is the first game I had played in my life. I was like, eleven years old on computer science class when I was first met with this precious game awakening the savage wanker that I am today. The game is awful.

It’s played with five frames per second, making it very hard to do the objective. It has no story, no music, a bunch of poor sound effects that aren’t even tuned correctly, literally no animations, it’s just a set of frames put together. The girls are just pictures that get undressed. Aren’t even that pretty. But, we were drooling over this game, regardless. Unfortunately, it was the only game we knew at that time. We did not really have a choice. These women in the game are most likely ancient and not attractive right now.

How the gameplay for Undress Me works?

You open Undress Me on your favorite internet browser. You wait 10-15 seconds for it to load, depending on your PC. You instantly get asked to “choose a girl,” and you see three different girls in front of you. Wow, this game looks like it supports sex trafficking. The first girl is a hottie with silver hair and a pink skirt. The second one is a brunette with a short top. The third one is a slutty brunette as well, with a short dress and messy hair. So, once you choose your girl, it’s pretty simple.

You need to catch falling beer bottles, and the more you catch, the more undressed girls get. So, statistically, Chloe (the blondie) is the most picked one, and she’s the hottest one. Rachel (the messy-haired one) is the least picked one and hardest to undress. The game is close to impossible to beat. Not because it’s developed to be hard, it’s because of the frame rate. It really feels like the bottles are falling at 20 frames per second, but the thing you’re catching them only moves at five frames per second. I didn’t manage to undress any of the three nice ladies.

My actual thoughts on Undress Me

Well, I had some nostalgic kicks from this game. Never really busted a nut to Undress Me, though. Reading through the comments, some people are asking for the girls’ names, I doubt you want to know where those ladies are now, pal. I really wonder if they even know their naked pictures ended up on a hardcore game being reviewed twenty years later by a guy named Mr. Porn Geek. As I said earlier, the game is awful. I’m quite sure alternative flash games existed back then so I can’t really tell why was this one so popular in my school. It’s fascinating to me how was I met with such an old school classic so many years later.

I can’t believe some of these comments under Undress me are from 2019. Kids, there are much better games worth trying out, and you waste your time on writing positive feedback under Undress Me. I don’t think anyone who worked on this game is alive today, even. It’s IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT THIS GAME. Each time you get to a checkpoint where the girl undresses a part of her clothing, the game freezes for NO REASON, and you miss a few bottles. Such a bad game.