Vampire Hunter

Mr. Porn Geek plays Vampire Hunter

Mr. Porn Geek is known to be someone that reviews games and doesn’t take prisoners, and today, Vampire Hunter will be no exception. As soon as I opened the game, I noticed there were no instructions or indications on how to actually play the game. Regardless, due to my immense browser game knowledge, I got into it quick. Average loading time lets you instantly choose your characters’ stats. You choose between strength, vitality, concentration, and agility, and let me tell you – it’s essential which combination you choose. The intro and the starting/loading screen are in Japanese but are roughly translated to English.

After you had carefully selected your stats, you get to choose special abilities. You can get multiple offensive moves and one defensive/healing move. As I said earlier, it is REALLY important which stats you decided. I lost the first fight five times in a row. They give your opponent five times more hit points than you and more special moves. Anyway, your opponent is a busty vampire, and you’re a vampire hunter, what more do you want? You came there to exterminate vampires and to fuck their wives. Obviously.

Hot the gameplay for Vampire Hunter works

You open Vampire Hunter on your favorite internet browser. You press “play” — medium length loading screen. You instantly get to choose your stats without any knowledge about what you’re up against. You try to cheese it by going all in to strength but, oh, you were very wrong. You press “next” and get to choose your ability. Just pick them all, bruh. You have enough skill points. Press next. You get to a dialogue between you (a vampire hunter) and someone who looks like a female vampire chieftain.

You get to choose what your character will say, and there are multiple endings to the story as you decide which path it takes. Regardless of which dialogue option you want, the first fight ends up the same. The vampire hits you, and you get multiple options on what your next action will be. Attack; skills; meditate; block; and talk. If you press on the “skills” option, you can use whichever power you’ve chosen beforehand, offensive or defensive. Both you and your opponent have roller bars that indicate who has the next move. Her bar moves way faster, which lets the vampire attack more frequently. After dealing enough damage, you manage to rip pieces of her clothes off, including her bra.

My Actual thoughts about Vampire hunter

Ridiculous good graphic designers. Characters are spot on. Developers know what teen boys want. A lot of interactive scenes, exciting dialogue. No voice acting, though. The vampires are hot. I don’t like the fact the game is really hard and complicated. Someone who is looking for a quality wank doesn’t want to fail ten times on undressing the vampire chick. It’s obvious someone put a lot of work into Vampire Hunters, dynamic fighting scenes and multiple dialogue options leading to diverse endings.

You can exterminate vampires or become their leader. Obviously, you would want to lead a pack of hot, steaming vampire chicks with huge anime breasts. Since the game is Japanese, obviously the girl’s bodies are slim, and their breasts are enormous, just like we like them! Now that I think about it, vampire bitches are so underrated. I mean, they’re made for sucking! Imagine all the vampire dudes in their matriarchy system getting their dicks sucked by bloodthirsty vampire chicks and risking their dicks getting chewed off. I’d take the risk any day. Vampire Hunter is the next big thing. Vampire bitches are the hottest trend of 2019, believe me.