Whore RPG Hentai

Playing the Porn Game WhoreRPGHentai

I’ve had a huge hard-on for Hentai since I was 18, fapping it to Hentai comics, so I always jump at the chance to review Hentai porn games when I can. Especially when the main character of the game is a whore with a purpose. Whores with purpose really deserve more credit for their contribution to humanity, and Tifa Lockhart, the heroine of this game, is no exception.

In case you’ve been living under a rock by the way, Hentai is basically the porn version of Japanese Manga and anime. So picture all the super-hot anime characters you’ve ever seen doing really raunchy, highly explicit sexual stuff. Yes, there’s a reason people like me jack off to it. I know it has nothing to do with the game, but if you’ve never seen Hentai before, Pretty x Cation the Animation, Shoujo Ramune, Amakano, and Angel of Darkness are a few favorites you should check out to get a feel for how hot this genre really is. Now, back to the game…

The Premise

Tifa is a gorgeous little slut with big eyes, big tits, long dark hair, and a heart of gold. She’s the hardest working whore at her local brothel because she’s trying to earn money so she can buy “The Ultimate Heal” which is basically a magic potion that will cure any ailment and save all of humanity. See, I told you – Tifa is a whore with a purpose and she will fuck as many strangers as it takes to save the world. I really like this girl.

Anyway, in order to buy this ultimate heal you need 10,000 credits. You can earn those credits by fucking customers from behind or letting them titty fuck you, but how much you earn for each service depends on a few things. Speed, for example, can earn you as much as 800 credits if you go at lightning speed, but it can lose you 30 credits if you move too slow. Next, you’re judged on skill, which can earn you as little as 50 credits if you’re just an average slut, or as much as 1000 credits if you’re dubbed a “whore queen.” Lastly, you are judged on reputation, which can bank you as little as 100 credits if you’re just a ho, or as much as 2000 credits if you’re dubbed a renowned cumslut.

As Tifa fucks her clients you move your mouse side-to-side for doggystyle sex and up and down for a tittyfuck. The faster you move, the higher your scores will be and you can track your performance with the Orgasm and Pleasure bar that appears on the screen as you’re playing.

Keep track of how many credits you have at the store, and use this as your home base to choose what your next trick will be in the game.

Whores Without Any Political Correctness

Tifa is hot and I love that I get to watch her get fucked from behind and take a huge cock between her massive tits over and over again. During sex you also get the option to take off her top and skirt if you like your whores to be fully nude, which I do.

The graphics on this one are awesome and the game is simple to master so you don’t have to spend a lot of time looking up instructions and cheats. This one also gives you the option to save so you can come back and keep earning credits until you earn enough to save humanity. It took me 2-3 sittings to beat the game the first time, but now I can usually knock it out in an hour or so.

Whores Can Be Complicated

It takes a while to get the hang of this game and you have to move your mouse around a lot. It was kind of impossible to do it one-handed at first so I couldn’t wank and play at the same time which kind of sucks. If you’re really killing it you’re likely to get a sore wrist not from jerking it but from getting the customers off so honestly it kinda feels like you’re the one saving humanity, not Tifa.

It’s great if you’re into games that require skill, but it you’re just trying to rub one out real quick you’ll probably need to get the hang of the game first before you can make that happen.

Also, this is kind of random but the guy’s cum game is a little week. After all that work you expect to see an explosion but instead it’s just a little sprinkle of jizz. You do get a little more when you’re fucking at optimum skill level, but still not enough in my opinion. If I’m working that hard I expect to see Tifa’s tits and ass dripping with man milk.

MrPornGeek’s Conclusion

If you’re in the mood to wank it for the good of all humanity this is definitely a must-have game. If I had this in school I probably never would have left my bedroom to be honest because it’s just that much fun to play and whack off to. If I had to offer any suggestions for improvement, I do wish they would offer a recorded version of the whole game like a lot of other studios do so you can watch the whole thing when you’re not in the mood to play but still in the mood to wank. That way you only end up with one sore wrist instead of two.

In any case, this is all in all a really good game with great graphics and a sexy main character. If you’re new to Hentai this is especially good for you because it’s a nice introduction to what you can expect when you dive into this genre.  In terms of character development, I feel like Tifa is a really good lead despite how little we actually know about her. Why or how she landed at the brothel, we don’t know. But she certainly takes the lead as she fucks her way to the salvation of humanity, and I (and my dick) appreciate her for it.