WitchGirl

Witch Girl: reviewed by Mr. Porn Geek

Hello friends. For your pleasure this afternoon, Mr. Porn Geek is going to be writing a review on a game by the name if Witch Girl. While I’ve got a pretty good history of picking out top-tier games before I write about them, I will let you know well in advance that Witch Girl was suggested to me by a friend – I’ve got no idea whether or not it’s any good! Vetting titles is such a good idea, but sometimes you’ve got to try out a few games and write a review even if it’s going to end up being a castigation of the title as opposed to praise. Still, I won’t know what the situation is with Witch Girl until it’s played, so let’s do exactly that!

First thoughts on Witch Girl

I want to state before getting into this game that Witch Girl is available in an original Japanese and censored version, but I’ll be playing the port available to Western audiences (in English) that has no censorship – just the way I like it! After reading the main screen splash and copyright information, you can hit the ‘ok’ button to transition over to the game itself. Here, you’ll notice that you have options in the top-right, as well as the ability to see how the game works, start playing or enter a password to get back to wherever you were previously. Mr. Porn Geek is currently playing the 2.34 patch of Witch Girl – I’ll be sure to input new links as and when they become available so you’re only getting access to the latest release. I know: it’s just another one of those things that Mr. Porn Geek does to make sure you’re getting the porn game experience of a lifetime!

If you press ‘how to play’ you’ll be given a quick introduction to how to move in the game and what your choices are. A nice choice is the ability to practice when playing Witch Girl from this screen – press all of the buttons that you see and you’ll get an idea of what they do before you’re actually in the game itself, neat! What I found quite funny is the fact that in order to heal yourself, you can actually masturbate. This seems like one of those classic Japanese games and I’m going to have a hell of a lot of fun playing it. Oh, notice that you can also use WASD instead of the arrow keys if you want – a true sign that the people who developed this particular title know what gamers want.

The Witch Girl described

Credit where credit is due – I think the actual witch character that you play as is absolutely delicious looking. She’s got a cute hat on which is exactly what you’d expect a witch to wear, a pretty standard Japanese anime face, two big titties that are barely covered by a thin top and then a short skirt that barely even covers her pussy. I’m hoping that Witch Girl here isn’t wearing panties either: something about Asian babes having nothing on underneath is erotic as fuck for me, so yeah, that’s got me horny as hell. Oh, and to top it all off, she’s also got those thigh-high socks that every man on the planet loves. The ‘how to play’ section is enough for me to shoot ropes, although I will hang on until I’ve actually played the game before I give the hog a good old squeeze.

Playing Witch Girl

You’ll eventually get to the end of the level after you evade the enemies that are trying to fuck you. Sadly, Mr. Porn Geek came to realize that our dear witch was actually wearing underwear – what’s the point, man? Don’t you know how hot it is to see that tight anime pussy without any restrictions in the way! Do note that the best way to deal with enemies is by hitting them using the Z key. For the smaller ones, you can just dodge by going up or down – it seems pretty basic to be honest, but that’s not a bad thing, since most people playing porn games aren’t doing so for complicated mechanics or anything like that. Witch Girl plays pretty smoothly, although I think the hitboxes are a little bit messy. I kept on getting grabbed at random spots and that put me off. Make sure that you’ve got that down before you make me play your game!

The negatives of Witch Girl

I know I’ve said basically all positive stuff up until now, but I do want to comment a little on the negatives here. Firstly, I know how trivially easy it is to introduce different hair colors, styles, clothing types and that type of thing – why not let me fiddle with the Witch Girl if I’m going to see her getting fucked all over the place? Even something cool like different broom sticks would be quite fun – I’d love to be able to ride on a chopstick, pencil or something else that’s super long and thin (unlike my cock, which is super long and thick). I also think that the screen is a little bit too zoomed in – I want to be able to see the enemies sooner before I run into them. Side scroll titles are rarely this close: it makes it hard to really see what’s going on.

Final thoughts on Witch Girl

Overall, this isn’t a terrible game. There are clear improvements to be made, but you will have plenty of crazy anime sex scenes to watch as the Witch Girl progresses through the levels and uncovers more and more wild enemies. They’ll cum inside her pussy, leave her leaking and steal her clothes whenever they get the chance to do so. I’d say that for someone who likes side scroll titles, Witch Girl is a perfect option. In terms of mechanics, this is one of the more difficult porn games I’ve played. That’s fine as far as I’m concerned, but I’m sure some of you soyboys will complain! Anyhow, cheers for reading friends – check out my other great XXX game reviews when you get the chance!