GoSexPod

What is GoSexPod?

GoSexPod is a really nice looking porn site. This site puts me in mind of a shops website or some shit like that, that will become more clear as we go through this review, don’t worry, dear reader I haven’t gone mental, just yet. But yeah, it feels like a massive shop’s site, but with porn on it.

So far, I haven’t really enjoyed my time much on this site, to be honest. Don’t get wrong, the site looks great, the porn is pretty good, and every porn video I have tried has worked really well, but this site just seems a bit desperate, to be honest. Again, this will make a lot more sense as we delve deeper into this porn review. So fuck it, why wait? Let’s delve deep into the pussy of this review and pray we don’t creampie this thing, shall we?

The lovely design of GoSexPod

Right off the bat, I bloody love this porn site’s design. GoSexPod feels like a lovely site to spend some time on. The porn videos are nicely laid out, the styling is basic but works really well, and the thumbnails are really nice. So yeah, the porn part of the site is awesome. I will say that there’s a shit load of info about the porn scenes underneath them that doesn’t really need to be there. Just the tags and shit that no one uses on porn sites are below the porn videos, making them look a bit messy. Plus the info about views and length and shit is in the thumbnail. All of this shit just makes this site look a little messier than it needs to be.

The backend of this site is pretty impressive. All of the porn videos have worked as I said, but there are some really annoying issues with the backend of this cunt of this site that I cannot wait to tell you lovely cunts about. So, my first impression of the styling and design of this site was great. Further exploration left me livid with this site. Before I get to why I want to kill this cunt of a site, let’s look at the porn, shall we?

The porn on GoSexPod

The porn on this site is pretty much the same as the porn on every site like this. This is to be expected, of course. Every site that is trying to be PornHub just has the same old shit on it. I will say that the porn on this site has been enjoyable, but I have seen most if before on every other porn tube site. This is a huge issue for me. What is the point of GoSexPod and other sites like it trying to go up against PornHub? Yes, GoSexPod has a fantastic style and yes the porn is as up to date as the bigger sites and yes all of it works in HD and4K and all that shit, but they will never beat PornHub. Why not try and create your own identity GoSexPod rather than trying to go up against a site that could kick your ass with both legs tied behind their back. This and everything else I’m about to say in the next section makes GoSexPod a pointless and annoying site.

The ads on GoSexPod

This is where GoSexPod fell the fuck down for me in a big way and where I thought it started looking like a shop’s site. So, I get that porn sites need ads, I have ads, every cunt has ads. However, GoSexPod takes the biscuit. Every porn video that you open has an ad that you have to close before you can play the video (the video also plays as soon as you close the ad, which is annoying). However, there is a far worse issue with the ads on this site.

I open a dick load of porn videos when I start exploring a site to review it. I do this to check how they work if they are all on this site and they aren’t linked and all that shit. When I had closed the ad and found that the porn video worked, I went to close the tab, and another ad popped up. This cunt was basically saying “oh before you go, you might like this porn too”. All of these fucking tabs did the same shit as the first one. While this probably won’t piss you off as much as it did me because you lot ain’t gonna go on loads of porn videos and close them all at once, the thing that really pissed me off about this was that the ad didn’t work. Nothing was recommended to me, it was just a blank white pop-up that offered me fuck all. If you are going to put ads on your site, GoSexPod, make sure they work and do not get in the way of the very reason why I am on your site, the porn!

The Geek’s thoughts on GoSexPod

I know that every site has ads, but GoSexPod is a cunt for them. There is a damn good reason why the videos on GoSexPod only have 66 views after 4 hours, it is because no cunts are using this cunt of a porn site because of the ads. The ads on this site are so annoying. Remember, GoSexPod you ain’t offering us anything that we can’t find somewhere else, apart from the fucking ads you wankers.