HardBodies

Hard Bodies: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

I was initially tipped off to the existence of /r/HardBodies by a good friend of mine – he’d developed an incredible and insatiable lust for fitness babes and told me that this was his go-to spot online for hog squeezing purposes. I generally take the advice of my friends pretty seriously, so I was bound to eventually write up a review of Hard Bodies myself so I can tell everyone here reading what this place is about. Note that this subreddit is completely devoted to skinny, athletic girls that live in the gym: if that’s not your type of woman then you better head elsewhere! Anyway, let’s get down to business and see what HardBodies has to offer.

Objective data on HardBodies

Before I go looking for material and telling you how good it is, let me first begin by giving you an objective rundown of the situation here on /r/HardBodies. I was actually really surprised to see that this community was created in October of 2008 – from what I can tell, this is actually one of the first NSFW Reddit hubs and beats out most of the other places by a country mile. Since then, just over 190,000 people have decided to subscribe (making it one of the top 175 porn-related subreddits by follower count), who seem to quite enjoy sharing fresh posts. See, when we sort all of the links here chronologically, you’ll see that somewhere around 30 new submissions are made on a daily basis – that’s a great rate, especially given the somewhat niche nature of the content. So far, so good for Hard Bodies: I’ve still got to check out the smut though, so let’s go ahead and do exactly that!

What /r/HardBodies is all about

To get a good sense of what brings people to Hard Bodies, I figured it’d be best to look at the top rated posts from the last year: this should show both what’s submitted here and what’s enjoyed most by the patrons of the subreddit. Out of the top 25 links, 8 of them were to GFYCat – something I’m very happy to see! A lot of the highest-rated submissions are also original content, so you see girls like this posting nude selfies of their post-gym physiques. Out of the clips I looked at, this one was definitely my favorite – this girl clearly eats clean and monitors her calories to get her body looking that good! Overall, some nice softcore content here – perfect for guys that love fitness broads.

Conclusion on Hard Bodies

There isn’t any hardcore content here at HardBodies, but that doesn’t mean it’s anything less than a great place to find hot material. The amateur selfies and homemade clips here of fitness broads is simply too good for me to pass up on, so yeah – this subreddit is getting my official seal of approval. I highly recommend /r/HardBodies to anyone who’s looking for gym motivation, sexy workout chicks and everything in between. This is probably the best positive-yield NSFW spot around too: nothing beats a place where girls are rewarded for living healthy! Anyway gang – that’s it for this review, cheers for reading and be sure to read my other NSFW suggestions if you ever need advice for where to go on Reddit for smut.