Heartbreakers Gallery

Heartbreakers Gallery: my analysis

You trust Mr. Porn Geek to bring you the best adult entertainment, right? Well part of the reason why I’m so damn good at my job is because I’m willing to review a wide array of spots that devote themselves to a whole host of different niches. Today, for instance, I’m going to go over a spot called Heartbreakers Gallery to see what’s up and decide whether or not I want to endorse them. It’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. So let’s not waste any more time and just get down to brass tacks: is Heartbreakers Gallery any good? Read below: I’ll let you know.

The Heartbreakers Gallery homepage

As the title points out, Heartbreakers Gallery is a destination devoted to pictures – so expect a lot of images here and not much by way of video entertainment. When you land on the homepage, you’ll find a relatively dated design and layout that appears custom made as opposed to being built on any rigid content management system. In the middle of the page, you’ll find a few various links to different pro studios, such as Girls Delta, Most Erotic Teens, Team Skeet and Amour Angels. These will take you straight to the signup sections for each of them, so it’s basically just one big block advert – a little weird if you ask me.

To access the meat here, you’re going to have to scroll down a little until you find the section entitled ‘softcore galleries’. This is where all of the latest preview photo sets are housed and yeah; they’re pretty good if you’re into that softcore, solo photography vibe. I must admit that the gallery layout is decent and they utilize a big chunk of the screen real estate to show off thumbnails. What’s more, you can click on them to be taken through to the full-size photograph, which can pack quite a few hefty pixels depending on the original studio that created the work. No zipped photo sets are available, but meh – hardly a tragedy.

Problems at Heartbreakers Gallery

I’ve got a few suggestions for Heartbreakers Gallery that could make the site a lot more useful. Firstly, have a category section! I couldn’t source one and I’m pretty confident they just don’t exist. While you look at softcore content, it’s still appropriate to have areas for Asians, solo masturbation, oily content, outdoor shoots and so on. A lot of variety exists in the softcore porn world, so embrace it by giving me exactly what I want! I’d also like to see zipped photo sets added and a redesign of the homepage so it’s not 90% adverts above the fold.

My wrap on Heartbreakers Gallery

That ought to do it for the review part of Heartbreakers Gallery: I had fun here. Would I recommend it as a softcore photo gallery database? Well, it’s good, but it’s certainly not the best. You might find some unique uploads here and to be fair to Heartbreakers Gallery, it’s nice that they have a no-nonsense policy with the gallery displays themselves. Mr. Porn Geek thinks that ultimately, a few small changes across the whole platform would make this place a world-class spot to get nude photographs of sexy, nubile babes exploring the world of adult entertainment by dipping their toes into the water. That’s all from me: thanks for reading and always come back for fresh advice on the best adult websites around – Mr. Porn Geek is here to help!