High Tail Hall

Mr. Porn Geek plays High Tail Hall

What’s going on folks? Today, I’m bringing you a game from the High Tail Hall series. There are actually multiple versions of this game from the same studio: the one I’ll be playing is High Tail Hall 2 and while it’s a little on the old side, I think that people will still want to know all about this game. I do just want to stress from the get go that this is an adult game – meaning you’re supposed to play it with your dick in your hand so you can jerk off while having lots of fun enjoying all of the content. If you’re not looking to squeeze your hog and want a game recommendation, Path of Exile is the way to go. Anyway, I want to crack on with a review of High Tail Hall 2, so let’s get down to business and see what this particular title has to offer.

My first impressions of High Tail Hall

The first thing I want to mention about this game is that in terms of graphics, it’s not the most modern of titles. Newer editions of High Tail Hall do actually look really stellar though, so take this particular review with a grain of salt. I’m also writing about the web version, which I know plenty of people won’t be playing, since they’ve got the localized one. I wanted the review to be as accessible as possible, so that’s why I’m sticking to browser-based entertainment for this one. Okay, so initial stuff out of the way – there’s one more thing that you ought to know about High Tail Hall. This is actually quite big, so yeah – note that it’s a furry game. This means that the things you’ll be having sex with aren’t exactly human, but animal/human hybrids. If you’ve never heard of the furry fetish before, I suggest you read up on it a little first or play another game: this genre of adult game isn’t for everyone! Okay, let’s get into it now – I want to play some High Tail Hall!

First steps in High Tail Hall

You’ll first start off with an introduction that you can skip if you so desire (I’d recommend against it though – you want to prepare yourself for the incoming jerk session). You’ll find that High Tail Hall 2 gives you a ‘main lobby’ display area where you’ve got a computer screen on a table top: click on it, as this is the only thing you’ll be able to do in this particular area. You’ll be presented with an overhead map of the general region and have the ability to select several major buildings: this is when your first choice is made! I’m a fan of games that let you decide on things early on, so props to High Tail Hall for not having a ridiculously long tutorial or a number of lengthy cut scenes. I like what I’m seeing thus far.

I went ahead here and ventured to the Glass Room – the other locations will start to be available to you as you navigate around. In the Glass Room, you’ve got the choice of heading through the door or taking a left turn. I made a quick left and saw this bird-like creature standing by a pole. After exchanging a few words, you’ll actually get the first erotic entertainment out of this furry sex game: Aleta wants to fuck you right there, and you’ll be balls deep inside that avian pussy with the ability to control just how fast you bang it. I’m not a fan of games that take ages to get into the action, so I guess the fact you can smash an animal’s pussy real damn quick is quite cool indeed.

Exploring more of High Tail Hall

Once I was done enjoying that particular furry adult game scene, I went ahead and returned to the glass room. There’s a busty broad at the bar who seems like she’d be good for an erotic time – turns out that she’s down to suck your cock pretty much immediately. I haven’t actually done much ‘gaming’ here, but I’m not going to cry that much: I think furries just want to get straight into the action, so messing around with nonsense mechanics probably isn’t in their best interests. You’ll eventually get the vibe of High Tail Hall once you’ve played it for around 5 minutes: there is progression here to go through to the next areas and you will have to make a couple of decisions, but this is very much like an erotic novel with scene sex control as opposed to a fully-fledged sex game that requires a lot of input and thinking. Divine Arms is pretty much the polar opposite in my view: both games are great, but they fulfill different niches.

High Tail Hall: Mr. Porn Geek’s conclusion

At the end of the day, Mr. Porn Geek did have a great time playing High Tail Hall, but I think it would be a lot better if the graphics were slightly more tuned. I’m going to do my best to find the highest quality version online, so by the time you’re reading this, I’ve likely already gotten a top-tier link that you can utilize. Again, I do want to stress that High Tail Hall is a furry game – if you’re not into fucking animal hybrids, then I don’t think that this is going to appeal to you in the slightest. Furries are a unique breed of individual and their tastes are very different from your own: you have been warned!

High Tail Hall 2 is really the type of game that you want to play if you’re someone that loves quick flicks with lots of animation. You don’t have to think much on this particular title, so the ease is something that I can find both appealing and disappointing. I think High Tail Hall strikes the right balance – it’s not a tough porn game, but it isn’t just a sex simulator either. A solid effort for an adult game and yeah: this particular title all comes down to whether or not you like furry porn games.