HighPorn

HighPorn is a awesome porn site! It is all Japanese porn, and most of the porn on the site is fucking amazing. Me and my cock have had an amazing time reviewing this site. HighPorn has a huge collection of full-length Japanese porn, which is some of my favourite type of porn! Not only do you get full-length porn on HighPorn, but most of the videos are also full-length DVDs full of amazing scenes! I am truly impressed by High Porn and I am really glad it has come into my life. My cock isn’t, my cock is looking a little worse for wear, but it should survive this review!

I love all Japanese porn sites because of the thumbnails that are really just the DVD covers, I love that! It gets me excited about the porn in ways that normal thumbnails don’t. Perhaps it’s because it reminds me of the old school way of watching porn. When everyone was out, you slipped a VHS in (Google it, kids, it was a thing) and then as you heard the key in the door, you would have to pull your trousers up, flick your cock into your waistband and burn the VHS player, ah, so many memories and so many VHS players ruined!

The layout and design of HighPorn

The layout of HighPorn is very good, it is simple, but it works, just like my cock. You get nine thumbnails per page, and there are a shit load of pages of porn on this site. This is a huge collection of Japanese porn! As I mentioned, each thumbnail is simply the DVD cover. This can make it difficult to see what is happening in the porn, but most of the time, it is fairly clear that some sexy Japanese lady is going to get her pussy drilled by a small Japanese cock and she is going to pretend that this little cock is plenty and that she doesn’t want a big western dick instead.

At the top of the page, you have a video ad showing you some great porn to get you excited about what you are about to watch and some “Hot Japanese Girls” showing off their tits to get you even more excited. That is about it for the layout of HighPorn. The design is really nice, it is a black website with very little on it. I don’t mind this at all, this site puts the porn front and centre, and that’s what I came on here for, so all good!

The speeds and ads on HighPorn

Firstly, I have no idea what the fuck kind of server HighPorn is using, but it must be able to power fucking YouTube because it is some powerful shit, lads. There are well over 1,000 pages full of full-length Japanese pornos on this site, and if you know anything about Japanese porn, you’ll know that full length can mean anywhere from an hour to two days! This site is fast as fuck! It loads each page nice and quickly (some of the thumbnails do take a while to load), and each film begins very quickly. Even with an ad before the video, the page works fine. This is amazing, for a site that holds so many hours of video, this is seriously impressive!

Speaking of the ads on HighPorn, there are hardly any. There is a video ad at the top of each page of thumbnails, and at the top of the page on the videos, there is also an ad that is played before each video, but that is about it. I am using AdBlocker (I get distracted enough when writing these reviews) so there may be more but this site has done a good job with their ads not being very annoying.

Additional features HighPorn could consider

Of course, no site is perfect, and while HighPorn is damn close, there are just a few things it could add to make it a wonderful site. Firstly, it would be cool if they had a categories and a porn star directory page. I couldn’t find these on the site, so that is something for HighPorn to consider.

HighPorn might also want to consider investing a little more time in their descriptions. As someone who can’t speak Japanese, the text on the DVD cover thumbnails isn’t helpful and the descriptions that are in English aren’t too helpful either. Perhaps they could get someone to translate them to make it clear what is about to happen in the porn. I mean, we all know, but I do like a story, even if I can’t understand the story!

The Geek’s final thoughts on HighPorn

Love it! HighPorn is an excellent Japanese porn site full of amazingly sexy ladies looking to fuck. One of the videos I clicked on for this review was a blowjob DVD. A full-length DVD (4 hours long) of blowjob scenes that lasted about 15 minutes each. That is a cock-numbing amount of blowjob scenes! That video was all about nurses looking after their patients I believe, no clue, don’t care it was amazing! But it was also in HD, and all the ladies were in tight nurses uniforms, I think I’m in love!

Honestly, if you like yourself some Japanese porn, check out HighPorn. They don’t have too much unblurred porn which is a shame as I do like to see a cock in a mouth or pussy, but other than that, this is an exceptional site that everyone should visit. Highporn.net is a great example of what other porn sites should be doing, give us great content with minimal ads and great boob! Of course, HighPorn has some areas they need to improve, but it is a damn good site that I will be visiting a lot more now I know about it, even if my cock is against the idea after this experience.