HotSexTube

What the fuck Hot Sex Tube?

Hot Sex Tube is a porn tube site, just like PornHub only far worse. Ooo, I’m about to get angry with Hot Sex Tube, I can feel my blood boiling and not in the way a good porn site makes it boil, you know, boiling straight down to your dick, so you’re ready and waiting for the good porn you are about to watch! No, this is more like a deep hatred for these kinds of sites and how they are ruining porn for everyone.

I really hope Hot Sex Tube is reading this porn review, if you are, I am about to tear your site a new asshole and then wear it like the skin of a animal I have just hunted and shot. This is one the worst site I ever reviewed. So, as I sharpen my site skinning knife and prepare my chopping block for the head of whichever cunt made this site, get ready reader, because you’re about to see a lot of anger imprinted on your computer screen!

The porn on Hot Sex Tube

Hot Sex Tube looks like a great site when you first get on it. I ain’t talking about the design, the design of this site is awful, really terrible and you should be ashamed of it Hot Sex Tube. No, I am talking about the porn. When you get to the homepage of Hot Sex Tube, you are met with some porn categories. All of these categories look awesome, they have some great thumbnails (even if the thumbnails are low quality, what is happening in the thumbnails looks good. So, you get pretty excited at the chance of a wank when you first get on Hot Sex Tube.

However, your cock quickly shivers and cowers back into the nest it has made in your pubes when you realise, that this site just links to other porn sites. Yeah, that’s right, another site like this. Now, I wouldn’t have a problem with this type of shit, if the porn videos worked. However, I have now tried 20 porn videos on this cunt of a site, and one of these videos worked. One in 20 is appalling, and you should be ashamed of yourselves again Hot Sex Tube. As this site just links to other sites for its porn, if the porn is removed from the other site, then it isn’t on this site any more. So, this porn is just full of broken links to mediocre porn.

That’s the shittest part about this site, there isn’t really that much good porn on it. Even if all the links to the porn did work, there is nothing groundbreaking on this cunt of a site anyway! And Hot Sex Tube just gets worse and worse.

The ads on Hot Sex Tube

I understand the need for sites to have ads. I don’t understand the need for Hot Sex Tube to have ads as they have no porn on this cunt of a site anyway, but that isn’t the point I am making here. The ads on this site are fuck annoying as fuck. As always, I have AdBlocker on to conduct this porn review, and yet these cunts still manage to find their way through and pop up like a bunch of dirty pricks on my screen whenever I click any thing at all!

What makes these porn ads so annoying is that nothing loads when they pop up, it is just white space. Also, they slow down the watching of porn massively. When I finally found a porn video that worked on this shit site, it took about 30 seconds of closing ads just to make the cunting thing play! Why in the fuck do porn sites like this do this? Can we not just watch porn in peace?

The worst thing about Hot Sex Tube

I was going to pick one shit thing about Hot Sex Tube to focus on here, but the entire site is so fucking bad that no one shit feature stands out to me. If you combine all of the shit things about this site together, you end up with a completely unusable piece of dog shit that no cunt will ever use to watch porn. If there is any fucker out there that has managed to wank on Hot Sex Tube, let me know, I will have a medal made up or a crater on the moon named after you! This site is a joke!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Hot Sex Tube

Hot Sex Tube is the worst porn tube site ever to try and be a porn tube site. It isn’t difficult to be a porn site. Especially one that is stealing all their porn. Just steal the porn, put it on your site and keep on top of it. If a link breaks, take the porn video down! You have fucked this site up so bad, I ain’t even going to offer you cunts any advice on how to fix the thing. Burn this site to the ground and never try and make another site again because you are shit at it!

I cannot stand this type of fucking site, they give porn a bad name, and I am sorry for anyone that sees this review and thinks that they will check out Hot Sex Tube to see how bad it is for themselves. Trust me, Hot Sex Tube is shocking, approach with caution cos it may fuck porn up for you forever.