Hypno Porn

MrPornGeek checks out Hypno Porn

I am impressed with HypnoPorn, not the hypno porn that this site offers, I find this to be one of the most creepy porns ever created, but the site is good. It has a total of 65 pages of hypno porn which is pretty impressive, I didn’t think there would be enough hypno porn around to fill 65 pages of a website.

Despite my disinterest in the porn on Hypno Porn, I do like the site. There is a lot to like about HypnoPorn, so, if you’re sitting comfortably, look into my eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around the fucking eyes, and you’re under. Right, now that you’re hypnotised, Geek, grab the baby oil and let’s have some fucking fun!

The design of Hypno Porn

I am on the fence about the design of HypnoPorn. On the one hand, I find the design of this site really basic and boring. On the other hand, I don’t mind that it is basic and boring and actually think that the site looks good. The design is certainly basic, but I think it works for this site. HypnoPorn knows that it doesn’t have as much porn as other sites, how could it, it is a fetish site. But some fetish sites try to fill the page with a bunch of other shit to make up for the lack of porn. So, the fact that Hypno Porn hasn’t done this is great. Hypno Porn basically looks like a normal porn site, just with fetish porn on it. So, in fact, I am going to score HypnoPorn a good score for their design, it could be a little more modern, but fuck it, I am feeling generous and you’re under my spell right now so I can do anything!

The layout of HypnoPorn is also nice. Once again, it is a basic layout for a site, but who cares? The porn is front and centre from the moment you get on this site, and the layout looks good. No issues with the layout of the porn on HypnoPorn at all.

The speeds on HypnoPorn are also nice, which is good news. Often these smaller porn sites have shitty speeds because fast speeds cost a lot, but each page on this site loads quickly. Now, that may be because we can’t view the porn on this site. This site requests that you remove AdBlocker to watch the porn. I ain’t removing shit to watch this odd porn so the speeds you get on HypnoPorn may differ from ours.

The porn on Hypno Porn

Most of the porn on this site looks very recent. There are pornstars like Riley Reid, Dee Williams and Karma RX on the site. So, the porn seems to be nicely up to date. Of course, as we said, we didn’t bother accessing the porn on this site, but going by the thumbnails, most of it is HD and full scenes.

One thing about the porn on this site that we have noticed is that the thumbnails do not run a preview when you hover over them. This would be a nice touch for Hypno Porn to consider adding as it makes the whole site seem far more professional. Also, the thumbnails are just a snapshot of the porn scene. However, as all the porn is HD, the thumbnails are a pretty good quality so this isn’t really an issue and does give a good representation of the video.

Additional features for Hypno Porn to consider

As I said, adding a preview to the thumbnails of the porn videos would be a very nice touch. The titles of the porn videos don’t give too many clues as to what the porn is all about (of course, the porn is about some being hypnotised and then fucked extremely hard) but the descriptions offer no clue as to why the person needs to be hypnotised.

Even though I decided I liked the design of HypnoPorn, it could use a touch of an update. A very slight modernisation would make this site really good and improve the overall user performance. The design of this site is good and most of users will enjoy using it, but it is slightly behind some other porn sites.

Other than these tiny additions, HypnoPorn is pretty damn close to perfect. Even though the porn on this site isn’t my thing, I can appreciate the time that has gone into this site. Whoever made Hypno Porn clearly cared about the user interface and how good the site feels to explore. HypnoPorn doesn’t have categories or a pornstar directory which is a shame, but the layout is so good that it may not need them. Of course, adding these features in would make it easier to find porn and filter it.

The Geeks final thoughts on Hypno Porn

Hypno Porn is a good site, the porn is creepy as fuck, but that is just my opinion, I am sure the users of this site would find the Thomas the Tank Engine porn that I watch creepy, but fuck you, I enjoy it. The site, however, is extremely well put together. Sure, there are a few small changes that HypnoPorn could consider making to the site to finish it off nicely, but I like it. It is a very well put together porn site that responds well and feels nice. You can tell that HypnoPorn put a lot of thought into the user interface of this site and it shows.

Overall, Hypno Porn is a great site. It holds the biggest collection of hypno porn on the web (probably) and the site feels excellent. I won’t be returning to this site, but you should if you like this type of porn. Right, I guess we should unhypnotise you now, na, fuck it, Geek, grab the strap-on!