IBackpage

iBackpage – XXX services await!

If you don’t know what Backpage is/was, you’ve probably been living under a rock for the last decade. Just to fill you in: it was an adult version of Craigslist that allowed escorts, massage parlors and other XXX service providers to list what they had to offer. Sadly, it was taken offline after some nasty legal stuff (a big raid too, allegedly) and now we’re left with a bunch of places trying to take its market share. Will iBackpage manage to meet the level of quality that the previous place had to offer? I’m here today to find out, because although I generally specialize in pornography, it’s a simple matter of fact that Mr. Porn Geek is also pretty damn keen on making sure that anyone who comes to my website is about to get a hot escort they can fuck. Now then, let’s explore what iBackPage has on offer and whether or not I can recommend it to you.

iBackPage locations covered

Firstly, let me be clear: this website is very much catered toward people in North America. There are sections here for folks all over the world, and while I did see a bit of action in the major European cities (London, Paris and Frankfurt), I’d hazard a guess that a sizable chunk of the listings here are in Canada and the United States. For this reason, I’d say that if you’re not in those two places, it might be best for you to find a website that actually directly caters to what you want in your local area. My experiences in Australia and the UK have both shown me that ‘global’ escort projects are rarely able to keep their heads above water for long and struggle when it comes to competing against those that specialize. Put simply, there’s no Amazon of the escort advertisement world, that’s for sure!

If you’re in North America, I’d say around 95% of people are covered with regard to the cities and states here. Sure, if you’re in the middle of bum fuck nowhere in Alaska, the chances of you finding a pay to play broad is probably pretty limited. Having said that, Anchorage and even Fairbanks have listings here, so that’s quite cool – who doesn’t love a nice snowy pussy? You’ve also got the likes of every other mainland state and city accounted for. Tulsa in Oklahoma, Dayton in Ohio, Wichita in Kansas and El Paso in Texas: it’s obvious to me that iBackPage is trying to cover all bases when it comes to the US of A. As a proud American by virtue of my love of the second amendment and apple pie (as well as sexy black broads and petite Latinas), I’ll give these guys credit for trying to give as many Americans access to their advertising platform as possible.

How iBackPage works

So when you pick a city, you’ll then go through to a page that shows you all of the various services that you can check out with adverts offered for. These are chopped up into sections, so you’ve got buy/sell’/trade, jobs, real estate and stuff like that. I checked out a bunch of these for a laugh and yeah: every single one of them is empty. What we do see is that there are a number of listings here for escorts and other such related experiences. In the ‘adult’ section, there are 8 different sub-categories, including adult jobs, body rubs, escorts and strip clubs to name a few. That’s where the real action is, so if you were coming here in the hopes of finding a new job in the IT industry of Boston, this isn’t going to be the spot for you. However, if you’re looking for some Miami escorts to suck your dick and fuck you like it’s the last thing they’ll do, I highly recommend this as a location for you to achieve exactly that end! iBackPage has shown themselves to be pretty damn stellar with its approach to adverts too: they barely screen anything and let the consumers decide for themselves what’s hot and what’s not. This does come with additional risk, but it’s really up to you to manage that risk so that you don’t end up getting ass fucked by the system.

A note on escort safety at iBackPage

Look guys: I don’t want to treat ya’ll like babies, but I’ve seen more than enough posts around the Internet that show off just how dodgy the world of escorting can be. For this reason, I’m going to go ahead and tell you that you’re entering this website at your own risk and that iBackPage is not responsible for anything dumb that you do. Get robbed? Not their fault. Catch an STD? Not their fault. Get blackmailed by an African American transsexual with a 10 inch cock that’ll tell your wife how much you loved sucking on it if you don’t pay her $10,000? Not their fault! It’s not mine either: you have to go into this realizing that it’s totally upon you to work out what the deal is and if something’s fishy, run as quickly as possible (especially if it happens to be a fishy pussy). You have been warned: use iBackPage and any other escort service, for that matter, at your own risk.

Would I recommend iBackPage?

What’s great about websites like this is that you can quickly give them a visit, see if they’re relevant to your interests and if not, ditch the project immediately so you can go and find a more suited location. I will say that iBackPage does a good job of mimicking the type of service that the original Backpage website had to offer: it’s just a matter of them building up enough of a user base to actually make that a relevant thing to begin with. In short, give it a look, check out your local city and if you see a broad that catches your eye, ping over a message and slam all of those holes as hard as you can.